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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    From feeding my neighbour's guinea pigs, this looks 100% accurate.
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    "I fking hate this jelly-meat-tinned schit u basket case"
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    "omg oMG IT'S YOU AGAIN YES IT'S BEEN SO LONG HELLO HUMAN HELLLLLOO IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU"

    ~i only went upstairs for 20 seconds~

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    "yes see i know theres food so stop hiding it okay"
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    Thanks for all the treats!
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    Give me treats, minion/b****. Give me din-din. Rub my belly. Scratch my balls. Pick up my s***.

    Kinda sounds like something my sister's boyfriend would say.

    Just thought I should ask, does anyone elses' dog scare himself when it farts?
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    DOG: WAT DOING
    ME: Nothing. I just stood up.
    DOG: WHERE GO
    ME: I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.
    DOG: CAN I COME
    ME: I mean sure but I'm literally just-
    DOG: I COME TOO
    DOG: WAT DOING
    ME: I need to open this door.
    DOG: I HALP
    ME: No but you're in front of the door. Move please.
    DOG: I HALP
    ME: Sigh.
    DOG: WHERE GOING
    ME: I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.
    DOG: CAN I COME
    ME: Sure.
    DOG: I SIT IN LAP
    ME: No please don't you are-
    DOG: I SIT IN LAP
    ME: No there's no room and-
    DOG: LAP
    ME: No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.
    DOG: RIGHT HERE
    ME: That's literally on top of my leg.
    DOG: IT'S PERFECT PET ME
    ME: I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-
    DOG: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    ME: I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-
    DOG: PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME
    ME: I AM
    DOG: I SIT IN LAP
    DOG: PET ME PET ME PET ME
    DOG: HOLD SLOBBER TOY
    DOG: SNEEZE IN UR FACE
    ME: .......

    Source: the internets
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    "stop taking pictures of me, human. it's creepy, i'm sleeping."
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    "Stop taking pictures of me! You have about a million already!"

    "Feed me"

    "I've seen you naked"
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    feed me

    fuss me

    love me
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    (Original post by silverbolt)
    feed me

    fuss me

    love me
    clean me

    pamper me

    I want to scratch your car (and anything you just bought)
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    I'm a snaaake.
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    "Your head is lovely and warm and your digustingly dirty hair tastes absuloutely delicious."
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    In any order:

    Let me out

    Let me In

    Feed Me

    Pet Me

    No Pet Me
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    Feed me. I want cuddles. You dont need sleep. I want to lick you face. You sleep on floor, bed mine. I brought you a present. Where you go. I luv you. SQUIRREL!
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    You know how you meow back at your cat, imagine them trying to imitate us without understanding what they're actually saying and them just saying "crab pigeon hello boom". That is probably how we sound to them.
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    My cat would probably say "Bow down to me, you little human"
    And my dog would probably say "So how about that treat?"
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    "You playing bass? I'll listen!"

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    I have an 8 week old kitten we just got. He is currently sitting on my chest wrapped in my jacket snoring. He would say to me "Your so warm bro" and i would say "Stop stepping on my laptop when im tsring"
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    Why do you force me to be your friend?
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