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    (Original post by LittleBjork2)
    I want to know how people feel and think of sex.Is it just for the pleasure?The urge to feel connected with someone?Or something more complicated?
    Run on a treadmill and open a bottle of bleach, and a can of tuna at the same time. Add in rhythmatic grunting.

    And that's sex.
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    (Original post by LittleBjork2)
    that's the spirit
    Thank you. Can I see your little Bjork?
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    It's like warfare. Explosions. Whimpers and moans. 5 kill streak... Sentry Gun
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    Pretty amazing
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    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    Run on a treadmill and open a bottle of bleach, and a can of tuna at the same time. Add in rhythmatic grunting.

    And that's sex.
    You've had sex with too many blondes who've just had their hair done
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    It's like warfare. Explosions. Whimpers and moans. 5 kill streak... Sentry Gun
    Playing too much COD
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    (Original post by Poldork)
    Thank you. Can I see your little Bjork?
    my spirit?
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    It seems TOO primitive to me .
    Its weird but what all animal kingdom(or most of it) really enjoys doing is having sex.
    I think sex is overestimated, there are much better things to aim in your life.
    Not to mention, I am a growing asexual
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    (Original post by Katty3)
    An activity used to make babies. Not an essential part of life, or for many people, a desirable one.

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    Well its kinda essential for creating life. And about the point you're about to make on IVF, the gentleman will need to **** himself to get the sample.
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    (Original post by Poldork)
    You've had sex with too many blondes who've just had their hair done
    I couldn't have answered better
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    (Original post by LittleBjork2)
    my spirit?
    Nah, spirit's a euphemisim for semen
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    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    Run on a treadmill and open a bottle of bleach, and a can of tuna at the same time. Add in rhythmatic grunting.

    And that's sex.
    please explain
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    (Original post by Noodle0)
    A painful activity in which a man, using the stiffest and pointiest part of his pelvic region, repeatedly stabs a female in her crotch until he feels satisfied.

    - Feminist
    ^ RADICAL Feminism
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    (Original post by LittleBjork2)
    I couldn't have answered better
    Again thank you
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    (Original post by Poldork)
    Thank you. Can I see your little Bjork?
    She is already booked believe me .
    And you should also have a really - I mean really - huge penis to do (oh you know what): she lives some thousand km away from you, if you are British
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    (Original post by Vesniep)
    It seems TOO primitive to me .
    Its weird but what all animal kingdom(or most of it) really enjoys doing is having sex.
    I think sex is overestimated, there are much better things to aim in your life.
    Not to mention, I am a growing asexual
    tell me some of these better things my dear vesniep
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    (Original post by Vesniep)
    She is already booked believe me .
    And you should also have a really - I mean really - huge penis to do (oh you know what): she lives some thousand km away from you, if you are British
    Im booked?
    What am I a ticket?
    hahahahaahahahahah
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    (Original post by Poldork)
    Nah, spirit's a euphemisim for semen
    then what mine do you want to see?
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    (Original post by Vesniep)
    She is already booked believe me .
    And you should also have a really - I mean really - huge penis to do (oh you know what): she lives some thousand km away from you, if you are British
    Cheers for that
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    (Original post by LittleBjork2)
    then what mine do you want to see?
    eh?
 
 
 
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