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If you were paid £1million a year to stay celibate for life would you? watch

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    (Original post by LickingCarpet)
    If you had the choice to have £1 million a year for the rest of your life under the condition you could never have any sexual contact would you?
    *insert your mum pays me more per year joke here
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    (Original post by driftawaay)
    Honestly, I would murder babies for that kind of money, but giving up pussy for eternity? No. I'd rather be on benefits + get pussy.
    This post is revolting on so many levels
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    (Original post by a noble chance)
    This post is revolting on so many levels
    The individual in question seems to be slightly messed up in the head so it shouldnt come as a shock.
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    (Original post by a noble chance)
    This post is revolting on so many levels
    Money can change an innocent one into a monster
    Life is astonishing when a piece of paper is involved
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    Yeah but then I'd break it the first chance I get
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    Hell yeah, I can buy all the sex toys I want
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    Nah. I'd take £1 million for one year of celibacy, but not a lifetime
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    Can someone define the limits of this aforementioned "sexual contact"? Then I'll make my decision.
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    Not for £1 million.

    For £100 million I would think about it, if it was still able to masturbate and I could still sleep in the same bed as my partner and cuddle. Not saying I would, but I would consider it for a hundred mil
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    What would life expectancy be without sex?
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    (Original post by Dr Pesto)
    Nah. I'd take £1 million for one year of celibacy, but not a lifetime
    This, never a lifetime.
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    I'm already doing this so the easy answer is YES.
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    I'd do it for free bruh, easiest thing ever :rofl:
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    definitely
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    I would take it in return for 10 years of celibacy, no more. Celibacy would mean I could masturbate while alone and maintain romantic but asexual relationships.
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    (Original post by driftawaay)
    Honestly, I would murder babies for that kind of money, but giving up pussy for eternity? No. I'd rather be on benefits + get pussy.
    I love you
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    Does it include kissing?
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    A bit vague, OP.. I'd take the £1 million. At least I'd be able to afford to do things that can keep urges off my mind.
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    No.

    I'd consider one year for 1 million, but that would be enough
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    sure if it was backdated
 
 
 
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