Man you got beef?(Original post by RiskVsReward)
Wait what? No that's gay man. I mean I am just touching it a bit, not like I am doing any stroking man, no need to think i'm gay bro.I prefer chicken salami, goes great with black pepper.
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What if I masturbated and used a guinnea pig to wipe up the mess?
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- 12-11-2015 02:14
(Original post by WoodyMKC)
I already know what her reaction would beWhat if I masturbated and used a guinnea pig to wipe up the mess?
I dare you do it, use milk instead though. She's so innocent she wouldn't know the difference
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I wouldn't want to know about any random guy doing it, especially if we aren't romantically involved and / or what we were talking about had nothing to do with the matter.
I wouldn't be too bothered if we were in a relationship though. After all, I'll eventually want to get freaky with you no?Last edited by thecatwithnohat; 12-11-2015 at 02:37. -
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Huge turn on! I can't contain myself!!!
On a serious note, I'd be largely indifferent. I've had some guys show their willies directly to me for whatever reason they had in their mind and I simply ignored it. Can't see why it'd be any different to this.
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- 12-11-2015 06:36
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I'd mainly be a bit weirded out that he mentioned it but mostly feel indifferent. I don't think it'd be a turn off but if you were planning to mention it to someone, I'd suggest you don't...
I think if you want to draw a girl in to sexy chat it can go one of two ways:
- the type of conversation she will never dare admit to anyone else that she's had
- an anecdote she will tell her friends and they will fall about laughing
If you want it to be the first type you have to be a bit more subtle and sophisticated.
If you do something cringey then you'll become the funny anecdote and once she has had a laugh about you with her friends then you become seen as a bit of a joke and from then on it's going to be difficult to get with her as she will always lose credibility with her friends if she gets with the joke guy they have been laughing about.
If you just mention out of the blue that you're going to jack off then it's more than likely going to be in the cringey category, especially if she seems indifferent in her reply and you try and push it by sending explicit pictures or (as guys generally do) follow up by asking her if she plays with herself and so on. -
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(Original post by WoodyMKC)
Something that I've always wondered but never asked, and I just read a thread on here that got me thinking about it again and I thought, sod it, I'll ask these nutters and, beauty of the internet, no real awkwardness surrounding such a strange question
If a guy that you think is hot or fancy a bit tells you he's about to have/has just had a tug/masturbate/stroke of the salami/I could come up with euphemisms all day so call it what you like... what's your reaction? Disgusted? A bit turned on? Indifferent?
I should note, it doesn't have to be that the guy is masturbating over you, it could just be in general. I realise the responses will differ from girl to girl (or guys, if you swing that way, do throw in your 2p) but I'm a little intrigued all the same.
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Tsr girls are so prudish that I sometimes wonder whether they're actually real people
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Ngl prob a bit turned on
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I'd probably be like, "lol, thanks for telling me" unless there was a thing going on between us in the first place.
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(Original post by WoodyMKC)
Something that I've always wondered but never asked, and I just read a thread on here that got me thinking about it again and I thought, sod it, I'll ask these nutters and, beauty of the internet, no real awkwardness surrounding such a strange question
If a guy that you think is hot or fancy a bit tells you he's about to have/has just had a tug/masturbate/stroke of the salami/I could come up with euphemisms all day so call it what you like... what's your reaction? Disgusted? A bit turned on? Indifferent?
I should note, it doesn't have to be that the guy is masturbating over you, it could just be in general. I realise the responses will differ from girl to girl (or guys, if you swing that way, do throw in your 2p) but I'm a little intrigued all the same.
P.S. Will rep for useful responses, 9 gem bribery fo' dat ass
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(Original post by WoodyMKC)
Something that I've always wondered but never asked, and I just read a thread on here that got me thinking about it again and I thought, sod it, I'll ask these nutters and, beauty of the internet, no real awkwardness surrounding such a strange question
If a guy that you think is hot or fancy a bit tells you he's about to have/has just had a tug/masturbate/stroke of the salami/I could come up with euphemisms all day so call it what you like... what's your reaction? Disgusted? A bit turned on? Indifferent?
I should note, it doesn't have to be that the guy is masturbating over you, it could just be in general. I realise the responses will differ from girl to girl (or guys, if you swing that way, do throw in your 2p) but I'm a little intrigued all the same.
P.S. Will rep for useful responses, 9 gem bribery fo' dat ass
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