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    (Original post by spv)
    lmfao. REALLY? and she fell for that?
    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
    Masti karu chhu, bhai!
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    (Original post by hxfsxh)
    I'm bored :yep:
    Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
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    (Original post by Tinemither)
    Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
    This is my favourite so far :yep:
    How did you find out my secret?! :eek:
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    Girl, are you a parking ticket?

    Cause you've got fine written all over you
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    If I was pulling in a club (which was my usual place for going on the pull tbh) I just used to go up and say "You alright? Sorry for being random but my mates have started talking about football so I got bored and wandered off. Can I chat to you for a bit?" :lol: Always broke the ice and got a chat going.
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    'Hey babe, if i said 'i like your body', would you hold it against me?!' ;-)
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    No, but you can butter my toast for me
    I'm going to smother your toastie in oil :sexface:


    Sorry, is this all still innuendo or are you expecting me to make you some food?
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    I have 11,000+ rep points on TSR

    You dig?
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    Is your dad in jail?
    Because if I were your dad, I'd be in jail.

    99% of the time, I have to explain it to them.
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    (Original post by hxfsxh)
    This is my favourite so far :yep:
    How did you find out my secret?! :eek:
    There's plenty more.
    Let's just say I turned you. You always have that special connection to the person who turned you.
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    (Original post by john2054)
    'Hey babe, if i said 'i like your body', would you hold it against me?!' ;-)
    Oh dear, please tell me you've never used that :laugh:

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    I'm going to smother your toastie in oil :sexface:


    Sorry, is this all still innuendo or are you expecting me to make you some food?
    In oil? XD XD YOU KILLED IT. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Now that the vibe has died, I expect some food
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    "Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean."

    ^ Tbf, that is kinda true
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    (Original post by User2072205)
    Well, even if you were I wouldn't have mind anyway:flutter:

    Btw what is your real pick up line then?
    It depends...

    How about this?
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    (Original post by Tinemither)
    Are you a vampire? Because you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.
    I like this one :giggle:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I like this one :giggle:
    Thank you! I don't try. Much.
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    I go for 'uhhhhhhh, I guess I'm drunk enough'
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    (Original post by Tinemither)
    There's plenty more.
    Let's just say I turned you. You always have that special connection to the person who turned you.
    I don't remember being turned though.... How many more secrets are you keeping?:hmmmm2:
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    (Original post by Indeterminate)
    It depends...

    How about this?
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    Depends on what? So you have different pick up lines depending on different occasions?














    This one is perfect...











    Only because you chose it:flutter:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    In oil? XD XD YOU KILLED IT. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

    Now that the vibe has died, I expect some food
    Aww what, not a fan of oil? NGL I love nothing more than oily sex, oh my the sensations :sexface:
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    "Are you a girl? Because talking to you is giving me social anxiety."

    Ok, all technicalities and pedanticies aside, I find it funny...

    I don't think I have one, I don't tend to approach people I don't know without a very good reason.
 
 
 
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