Hey there! Sign in to join this conversationNew here? Join for free

Don't know whether to be flattered or disgusted... Watch

    • PS Reviewer
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    PS Reviewer
    (Original post by EphemeralLove)
    Not really, I'm exhausted but I have slides to put together from a long ass chapter for a presentation on Friday!
    What book? :holmes:
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by ByronicHero)
    What book? :holmes:
    Will you help me with it if I tell you?
    • PS Reviewer
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    PS Reviewer
    (Original post by EphemeralLove)
    Will you help me with it if I tell you?
    Possibly, if I know it and like it :lol:
    Offline

    1
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by ByronicHero)
    Possibly, if I know it and like it :lol:
    I've Pmed you :teehee:
    Offline

    21
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    x
    You're like ... :drool:

    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    Creepy :lolwut:

    Creepy that you watched her walk away and into the kitchen to see her do that and creepy (and hilarious) of her to lick the skewer and take it with her :rofl:
    Online

    21
    ReputationRep:
    I smell a troll.
    Offline

    19
    ReputationRep:
    She wants the D mate. Go back and give her a good 'skewering' :mmm:
    Offline

    15
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    So I went out for a spot of lunch this afternoon and had a fondue, rather enjoyed it. The type with skewer-type utensils that you stab your food with to pick it up. I'd been having a cheeky flirt with our waitress, what a gorgeous set of buttocks she had :mmm:

    After I'd finished eating, the same waitress took my plate away and went around the bar, almost round the corner to some sinks but she was still just about in clear view from my seat, and I was having another look at that fantastic ass.

    Here's where it gets odd. She put my plate in the sink. She then took the skewer I was eating from and started sucking it, then popped it in her pocket and disappeared round the back somewhere. What on Earth...

    I feel weirded out, obviously. Did she just fancy a bit of what was left on the stick and thought I looked in good hygeine (maybe similar to how a lot of people would still drink a beverage if someone they fancied spat in it)? Why did she keep the stick, though... Hopefully she's not gathered our mixed DNA on a stick and is planning to create a test tube baby (which, thankfully, I don't think is possible).

    My head is genuinely a little bit of a mess right now.
    She's practically gagging for it and at least you know she's kinky.
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    She was saving the stick to add to her collection of 'particularly handsome skewers', which she evidently keeps out back...

    I just don't understand why you had to go full Columbo on this, it's pretty obvious...
    Offline

    15
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    So I went out for a spot of lunch this afternoon and had a fondue, rather enjoyed it. The type with skewer-type utensils that you stab your food with to pick it up. I'd been having a cheeky flirt with our waitress, what a gorgeous set of buttocks she had :mmm:

    After I'd finished eating, the same waitress took my plate away and went around the bar, almost round the corner to some sinks but she was still just about in clear view from my seat, and I was having another look at that fantastic ass.

    Here's where it gets odd. She put my plate in the sink. She then took the skewer I was eating from and started sucking it, then popped it in her pocket and disappeared round the back somewhere. What on Earth...

    I feel weirded out, obviously. Did she just fancy a bit of what was left on the stick and thought I looked in good hygeine (maybe similar to how a lot of people would still drink a beverage if someone they fancied spat in it)? Why did she keep the stick, though... Hopefully she's not gathered our mixed DNA on a stick and is planning to create a test tube baby (which, thankfully, I don't think is possible).

    My head is genuinely a little bit of a mess right now.

    Sounds like the beginning of a seriously kinky pornographic film.

    Let's make it. I will be the director. :ahee:
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by GUMI)
    Next time on things that never happened
    Lols. What time is next weeks episode? :lol:

    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Offline

    2
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    GUMI's real parents deciding to keep him upon his birth
    Lols great comeback



    Posted from TSR Mobile
    Offline

    20
    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    So I went out for a spot of lunch this afternoon and had a fondue, rather enjoyed it. The type with skewer-type utensils that you stab your food with to pick it up. I'd been having a cheeky flirt with our waitress, what a gorgeous set of buttocks she had :mmm:

    After I'd finished eating, the same waitress took my plate away and went around the bar, almost round the corner to some sinks but she was still just about in clear view from my seat, and I was having another look at that fantastic ass.

    Here's where it gets odd. She put my plate in the sink. She then took the skewer I was eating from and started sucking it, then popped it in her pocket and disappeared round the back somewhere. What on Earth...

    I feel weirded out, obviously. Did she just fancy a bit of what was left on the stick and thought I looked in good hygeine (maybe similar to how a lot of people would still drink a beverage if someone they fancied spat in it)? Why did she keep the stick, though... Hopefully she's not gathered our mixed DNA on a stick and is planning to create a test tube baby (which, thankfully, I don't think is possible).

    My head is genuinely a little bit of a mess right now.
    Actually it is, the cells inside your mouth contain your entire genome, and there's enough of that in a single drop of saliva - dried or not - to take that whole copy of your genome from.

    In theory, at least. In practice, your waitress would have to have some ludicrously expensive equipment to hand.
    Offline

    16
    ReputationRep:
    She wants you to **** her as much as David "I love pigs" Cameron does during Peppa Pig n chill!
    • Political Ambassador
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    Political Ambassador
    (Original post by Mystery.)
    I smell a troll.
    I wish you were right tbh haha but it's a true story, I still feel a bit weird about it all.
    • Political Ambassador
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    Political Ambassador
    (Original post by Tootles)
    Actually it is, the cells inside your mouth contain your entire genome, and there's enough of that in a single drop of saliva - dried or not - to take that whole copy of your genome from.

    In theory, at least. In practice, your waitress would have to have some ludicrously expensive equipment to hand.
    I guess my only saving grace is that, by logic, she's not likely to be able to afford such equipment, being a waitress and all.
    Offline

    17
    ReputationRep:
    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    So I went out for a spot of lunch this afternoon and had a fondue, rather enjoyed it. The type with skewer-type utensils that you stab your food with to pick it up. I'd been having a cheeky flirt with our waitress, what a gorgeous set of buttocks she had :mmm:

    After I'd finished eating, the same waitress took my plate away and went around the bar, almost round the corner to some sinks but she was still just about in clear view from my seat, and I was having another look at that fantastic ass.

    Here's where it gets odd. She put my plate in the sink. She then took the skewer I was eating from and started sucking it, then popped it in her pocket and disappeared round the back somewhere. What on Earth...

    I feel weirded out, obviously. Did she just fancy a bit of what was left on the stick and thought I looked in good hygeine (maybe similar to how a lot of people would still drink a beverage if someone they fancied spat in it)? Why did she keep the stick, though... Hopefully she's not gathered our mixed DNA on a stick and is planning to create a test tube baby (which, thankfully, I don't think is possible).

    My head is genuinely a little bit of a mess right now.
    I am just curious: as a figment of your imagination, does this woman possess any special dietary requirements?
    • Political Ambassador
    • Thread Starter
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    Political Ambassador
    (Original post by apronedsamurai)
    I am just curious: as a figment of your imagination, does this woman possess any special dietary requirements?
    As I say, I sort of wish this was fictitious as it's disturbed me a little :lol: Though I probably should have expected the odd few on here that would disvelieve that it even occured as a) It is very strange and b) Male-female interaction in general probably seems out of the question for an alarmingly high percentage of the virgins that inhabit TSR :rofl:
    Offline

    20
    ReputationRep:
    That's just :puke:Be happy that it wasn't a male waiter licking that skewer :laugh: I once bought a piece of cake and a canteen member of staff (overweight guy) removed the parchment paper from my cake and licked all chocolate off it in front of me :puke:
 
 
 
  • See more of what you like on The Student Room

    You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

  • Poll
    Would you rather give up salt or pepper?
    Useful resources
    AtCTs

    Ask the Community Team

    Got a question about the site content or our moderation? Ask here.

    Welcome Lounge

    Welcome Lounge

    We're a friendly bunch. Post here if you're new to TSR.

    Groups associated with this forum:

    View associated groups
  • See more of what you like on The Student Room

    You can personalise what you see on TSR. Tell us a little about yourself to get started.

  • The Student Room, Get Revising and Marked by Teachers are trading names of The Student Room Group Ltd.

    Register Number: 04666380 (England and Wales), VAT No. 806 8067 22 Registered Office: International House, Queens Road, Brighton, BN1 3XE

    Write a reply...
    Reply
    Hide
    Reputation gems: You get these gems as you gain rep from other members for making good contributions and giving helpful advice.