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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    It's funny you say that because I was brought up Catholic and went to Catholic school.
    Then you should consult your priest! The enemy is really active in the 21st Century!
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    I know the size that'll work for you
    Condoms are weird. I didn't actually expect them to be so long. Although a 'small' one is too small in length for me

    I need to measure my girth though... that's the more important statistic for condoms it would seem.
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    Condoms are weird. I didn't actually expect them to be so long. Although a 'small' one is too small in length for me

    I need to measure my girth though... that's the more important statistic for condoms it would seem.
    I don't think they're that long. The size is all relative :laugh:

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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    I don't think they're that long. The size is all relative :laugh:

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    What do you mean the size is relative?

    They have objective lengths (maximum lengths) and girths [that they are optimal for working with].
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    What do you mean the size is relative?

    They have objective lengths (maximum lengths) and girths [that they are optimal for working with].
    I mean what you and someone else thinks is long.

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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    What do you mean the size is relative?

    They have objective lengths (maximum lengths) and girths [that they are optimal for working with].
    Just buy a one-size-fits-all-cocks Condom, you can get one at Asda £3.44 for a double-pack!
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    (Original post by DinduMuffin)
    Just buy a one-size-fits-all-cocks Condom, you can get one at Asda £3.44 for a double-pack!
    Expensive as **** mate on that student lifestyle.

    In reality this is clearly why I don't want to use a condom
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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    Expensive as **** mate on that student lifestyle.

    In reality this is clearly why I don't want to use a condom
    Babies are 100x more expensive

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    (Original post by TorpidPhil)
    Expensive as **** mate on that student lifestyle.

    In reality this is clearly why I don't want to use a condom
    If you get really low on cash you could always wrap it in clingfilm
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    Babies are 100x more expensive

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    Comeon mate, obvious sarcasm is obvious :P
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    No contraception is 100% effective against pregnancy that's why you have to at least use 2 to get 100% or like 99.99999999999999%

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    using three is better as it adds girth.
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    (Original post by TeeEm)
    using three is better as it adds girth.
    I didn't mean 2 condoms TeeEm lol. I meant 2 contraceptives like the pill and the condom.
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    (Original post by ChaoticButterfly)
    It's possible to be a virgin and have an STI.
    I can't imagine how much that would suck.
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    I didn't mean 2 condoms TeeEm lol. I meant 2 contraceptives like the pill and the condom.
    I am sorry about my limitations.
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    (Original post by TeeEm)
    I am sorry about my limitations.
    Nah, it was unclear based on how I said it.
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    No contraception is 100% effective against pregnancy that's why you have to at least use 2 to get 100% or like 99.99999999999999%
    You do understand how probability works, right?

    I was personally in the situation the OP described and we decided to not use condoms. Didn't use them for the entirety of our relationship.
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    (Original post by Dheorl)
    You do understand how probability works, right?

    I was personally in the situation the OP described and we decided to not use condoms. Didn't use them for the entirety of our relationship.
    Yes, I understand that there's still a chance of it happening, there being millions of people using condoms every single day...
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    I mean what you and someone else thinks is long.
    Statistically speaking, as far as average penises and condoms are concerned, condoms can reasonably be classed as "long".
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    (Original post by ServantOfMorgoth)
    Yes, I understand that there's still a chance of it happening, there being millions of people using condoms every single day...
    I mean from the point of view of a pill being (at least) 99.99% effective. I mean sure, if you want to take that to (at least) 99.999% then be my guest, but you most certainly don't need two methods to get near 100% if they're used properly.
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    (Original post by Dheorl)
    Statistically speaking, as far as average penises and condoms are concerned, condoms can reasonably be classed as "long".
    It's an inside joke, stay out.

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