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M380 - Motion on Inquest into 'Chancellor's Curse' Watch

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    (Original post by cranbrook_aspie)
    ....Yep, that's totally what happened. I admit it. We've been found out. He didn't just disappear, either: after that budget leak we realised he just couldn't be trusted any longer, so we bundled him into a car as he exited the Treasury late one night, drugged him, drove off at a high speed, and left him face down in a ditch in a quiet part of rural Surrey.
    I am concerned at members of the Government breaking the speed limit.
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    The uncensored version did give an idea about what could have caused this:
    After JamesMillibanter mysteriously disappeared, the Prime Minister and his colleagues realised that it was looking a bit dodgey how all these Chancellors went missing, and so they made a JamesMillibanter double. Someone who worked extremely closely to JM in secret, closely enough that they would know how JM worked, and how he would act! Ergo, we now have Lime-man - not the real JM, but someone impersonating him, all endorsed by our Government.

    Alternatively, JM was abducted, but escaped, and is now being paid handsomely to act as if all is normal!



    I trust that they will be included in any thorough investigation then!

    Oh aye of course!
    What about Buddy Holly, Glenn Miller and Ritchie Valens as well?
    That needs some serious looking into as well!
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    Some say most people want the shiny position but no one really wants to the budget so they rather abandon the ship and never turn back.
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    100% Aye
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    (Original post by The Financier)
    100% Aye
    IS this in the hopes you'll be safe in a few weeks when you take up the position?
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    (Original post by Jammy Duel)
    IS this in the hopes you'll be safe in a few weeks when you take up the position?
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    Add in Faland and MacDaddi and I suppose it'll be an Aye
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    There's no curse, just some people bite off more than they can chew and decide not to tell anyone

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    (Original post by Andy98)
    There's no curse, just some people bite off more than they can chew and decide not to tell anyone

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    How do you know that?! Have you had any contact with them since their disappearances - any help you can give for any potential investigations would be greatly appreciated, and I am sure with any investigations, the Government will be offering rewards for any pertinent information!
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    How do you know that?! Have you had any contact with them since their disappearances - any help you can give for any potential investigations would be greatly appreciated, and I am sure with any investigations, the Government will be offering rewards for any pertinent information!
    Only one I knew was Milibanter but I'm no conspiracy theorist; it just seems like that is the case

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    (Original post by Andy98)
    Only one I knew was Milibanter but I'm no conspiracy theorist; it just seems like that is the case

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    Hmmm. Please don't leave the country - you may be needed for further questioning in the future!
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    (Original post by Andy98)
    Only one I knew was Milibanter but I'm no conspiracy theorist; it just seems like that is the case

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    Chancellors have been disappearing for 2 years apparently. It's like the green leadership curse...
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    I believe Jammy Duel bullies them out of office.
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    (Original post by thehistorybore)
    I believe Jammy Duel bullies them out of office.
    If they did they job properly they wouldn't have that problem.
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    I believe that this warrants a new form of submission, a 'Constitutional Motion' (CM).
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    (Original post by mobbsy91)
    Hmmm. Please don't leave the country - you may be needed for further questioning in the future!
    I'm broke - can't leave the country
    (Original post by Aph)
    Chancellors have been disappearing for 2 years apparently. It's like the green leadership curse...
    What leadership curse? It's a myth


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    I'm broke - can't leave the country

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    Good, I'm sure someone will be in contact soon.
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    (Original post by Andy98)
    What leadership curse? It's a myth
    Keep telling yourself that
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    It's ancient magic and we will never know.

    But I recommend inviting His Holiness The Pope, our rightful ruler to come and bless the office.
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    I've just realised that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

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