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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
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    Advices please.

    Cover him with jam?

    Then work your way up. :sexface:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    make sure he's hard and
    then suck the icing off
    keep going until he's soft
    And then swallow

    :teehee:

    That was much better than mine, well done you!
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    make sure he's hard and
    then suck the icing off
    keep going until he's soft
    And then swallow

    :teehee:
    You actually just put me off my sandwich.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Indulge in every single bite of him.

    Sensual lady. :mmm:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Why thank you DD...

    I am a lady after all
    in the streets maybe
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    Por el contrario creo que sin duda es por el contrario señora:hat2:
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    (on the contrary I think it definitely is madame)
    My first time using bait and you took a bite.

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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    make sure he's hard and
    then suck the icing off
    keep going until he's soft
    And then swallow

    :teehee:
    Subtle as ever, Zulu. :lol:
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    I wanted to say that he's *insert word that means firm*, but I like to think of myself as family friendly.
    What do you mean? So you like firm baked goods:hmmm: or you mean the actual consistency:hmmmm: of th..WOAH....going onto firm already? pfttt what happened to family friendly?

    Also what does that mean by family friendly? :hmmmm2:

    Do you imagine families coming on to TSR together for a weekly browse like

    "Son open TSR up would you while I put the kettle on? Lets see whats on chat tonight, (calls upstairs) come on darling, dont want to miss the latest innuendos from mscaffrey---side note why that username? "

    Anyway if youre playing that game, I guess you could've said the hot man was well moulded/handled by you or you enjoyed his taste....
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Sensual lady. :mmm:
    Yes but ZuluK wins, she plays no games clearly. She goes in there and does what she needs to do!


    XD
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    That was much better than mine, well done you!
    Thank you. I was quite proud



    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    You actually just put me off my sandwich.
    Haha you started it

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    in the streets maybe
    Maybe

    The sheets don't stay on for long tho
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    Today I'm having a ham sandwich.



    Tempting offer...



    Are you suggesting I melt my Easter egg? That would be a major sacrifice all for the happiness of one man.
    i made these from Delia's new book "Easy Levantine Treats"

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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    My first time using bait and you took a bite.

    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    !!!!!!!!!!
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    Subtle as ever, Zulu. :lol:
    :teehee: it had to be said

    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Yes but ZuluK wins, she plays no games clearly. She goes in there and does what she needs to do!


    XD
    when you've got a hot guy like that waiting for you then, a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)

    Are you suggesting I melt my Easter egg? That would be a major sacrifice all for the happiness of one man.
    You could always just eat it plain :cookie:
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    Are you suggesting I melt my Easter egg? That would be a major sacrifice all for the happiness of one man.
    Yeah, but isn't that the point of women's lives anyway?
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    (Original post by mscaffrey)
    My first time using bait and you took a bite.

    Yes I did take the bite:hmmm:, and Im still hungry:holmes:..what is this then?

    A rite of passage when first talking to you where we go through this reference/joke cos right now lady this is what's going down for me:


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    unless thats your chat up line or something in which case you need some new ones
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    Throw water on him
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    :eek: :eek: :eek:

    !!!!!!!!!!
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    Wow... You made that yourself? :toofunny:
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    Wow... You made that yourself? :toofunny:
    but of course! I made the template for April Fools and I keep reusing it because it took AGES :rofl:
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    Bite his arms off then his legs then his head and finally eat his body :yes:
 
 
 
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