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A night with Angela Merkel or - £10000? watch

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    (Original post by Dodgypirate)
    A night with this cougar...




    ... or MINUS £10000?
    (Original post by Student403)
    It would actually be really cool to spend a few hours chatting about stuff
    It really would be nice to talk to her about stuff. Especially how she's been such a successful politician and how she found being one of the few powerful women in the world.
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    -10k

    I despise Merkel. Her face gives me bad memories
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    (Original post by the bear)
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    sure Spoder..." yes Angela tell me again about your open borders...oh yeah"

    :rofl:
    :sad: not what I meant xD
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    (Original post by Student403)
    :sad: not what I meant xD
    :five:

    ermm funf
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    (Original post by Life_peer)
    Depends… Could I :dolphin::dolphin::dolphin::dolphin: her up during the night and escape punishment?
    Actually, maybe start a gofundme page to cover expenses to go the whole way...? Everyone would forever be in your debt
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    I'd find some way to pay

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    (Original post by ComputerMaths97)
    "Objectify women"

    Wow kids really are getting less intelligent
    Don't embarrass yourself
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    (Original post by Youngmetro)
    Don't embarrass yourself
    Should've taken your own advice there
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    (Original post by Joel 96)
    Wow, that's really difficult.
    Trouble is, she's probably into sexy terrorist role-play.
    Best thing I've read all day
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    (Original post by neb789)
    Best thing I've read all day
    "Awww yeah.... put those bombs on your chest... slowly.... awwww yeaaaah"
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    (Original post by ComputerMaths97)
    Should've taken your own advice there
    There was nothing wrong with 'objectify women' since that is exactly what is happening here. The use of the word 'cougar' further supports that.
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    I would pay £10, she's experienced and so it would probably be pretty good.
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    Nobody's horrible enough for all that debt
    Not even Ang Merk
    I'd probably just take her to a strip club to pass the time I'm meant to stay with her
    Drug her up maybe so she passes out early and stops talking

    Or slip her something in her drink to get her lips loose so she can tell me gov secrets
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    (Original post by Student403)
    It would actually be really cool to spend a few hours chatting about stuff
    :rofl:


    Lovely pillow talk

    and then str8 down to the...


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    to some people, 10k is a full year's salary...so I'll take the money over the plump she-fuhrer here
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    (Original post by one_man_abdullah)
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    That is way too funny it shouldn't be funny omg 😂😂
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    (Original post by Youngmetro)
    There was nothing wrong with 'objectify women' since that is exactly what is happening here. The use of the word 'cougar' further supports that.
    Look you're clearly one of those people stuck in a world of "everything oppresses someone" and it's been proven that this type of disorder is uncurable so I'm not going to argue with you.

    P.S No women are being objectified in the making of this thread. Cougar is a descriptive word which does not make this women sound like an object you nonce. A table is an object, a cougar isn't.
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    (Original post by ComputerMaths97)
    Look you're clearly one of those people stuck in a world of "everything oppresses someone" and it's been proven that this type of disorder is uncurable so I'm not going to argue with you.

    P.S No women are being objectified in the making of this thread. Cougar is a descriptive word which does not make this women sound like an object you nonce. A table is an object, a cougar isn't.
    You just keep on proving my point. You're a typical TSR member and all you ever seem to do is judge others. And saying you're not going to argue and then putting a PS and then arguing with me shows how stupid you are.

    Anyway, my original post was just a bit of banter, of course there are some bigots like you who take things too seriously.
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    (Original post by Youngmetro)
    You just keep on proving my point. You're a typical TSR member and all you ever seem to do is judge others. And saying you're not going to argue and then putting a PS and then arguing with me shows how stupid you are.

    Anyway, my original post was just a bit of banter, of course there are some bigots like you who take things too seriously.
    Yaaaay finally brought out the "it was a joke" card. Excellent.

    Okay so you made 5 claims in that message. Wish to prove a single one of them? Otherwise they're just pointless insults, making you the one judging others

    P.S Learn the definition of a bigot
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    Money. Entire night would be listening to her talk about things she'll do that won't happen.
 
 
 
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