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these are the minimum requirements to get a 4/10, fat gf in 2016 Watch

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    (Original post by dairychocolate)
    OP speaks the truth.

    Just arranged leg lengthening surgery to take me over 6', jaw implants, cheekbone enhancement, nosejob, a wardrobe of fitted designer clothing, multiple Rolex watches and a course of steroids.

    Hopefully, that's enough for the average girl to consider at least looking at me without wrinkling her face in disgust.

    It's 2016; you need to look like Brad Pitt in Fight Club to have a chance of even being friendzoned by a 300kg girl.

    :rofl::rofl::rofl:
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    (Original post by Tinemither)
    Omg, idek why this made me laugh so much. Why get the donuts? I'm pretty sure you won't need them, to find a guy. Even if it is for the entitlement of the £20k, I'm sure OP's "4/10 fat girl" is his bare minimum. I assume the higher you rank, the more you're entitled to. So I bet a 10/10 is entitled to the national lottery weekly, etc.

    Idk, it's been a long day.
    Food is just so damn gooooooooood :coma:

    Ahh I guess you're right but I would be pretty content with the list in the OP with the added bonus of being able to eat a lot...sounds like the dream :lol:

    Sigh, OP is so wise :daydreaming:
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    Good Lord, someone is bitter :giggle:
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    (Original post by Biryani007)
    Food is just so damn gooooooooood :coma:

    Ahh I guess you're right but I would be pretty content with the list in the OP with the added bonus of being able to eat a lot...sounds like the dream :lol:

    Sigh, OP is so wise :daydreaming:
    Go and eat whatever you like - become wahtever size and shape you want. Nobody can stop you and if they try, eat them too. Nobody will know. They never need to. I'd support you, and everyone will love you all the same for it. Then claim your rewards! :cheer:
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    (Original post by Tinemither)
    Go and eat whatever you like - become wahtever size and shape you want. Nobody can stop you and if they try, eat them too. Nobody will know. They never need to. I'd support you, and everyone will love you all the same for it. Then claim your rewards! :cheer:
    I think I just fell in love...this post is getting printed off and stuck on my fridge :love: :lol:

    I'm on my way there tbh...just had a burger :coma:
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    (Original post by Biryani007)
    I think I just fell in love...this post is getting printed off and stuck on my fridge :love: :lol:

    I'm on my way there tbh...just had a burger :coma:
    That's actually really cute :blush: You're amazing in your own right, okay?

    You're ahead of the game, girl! If you need any help or support, feel free to ask xD I don't have much, but it's more than nothing!
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    (Original post by Tinemither)
    That's actually really cute :blush: You're amazing in your own right, okay?

    You're ahead of the game, girl! If you need any help or support, feel free to ask xD I don't have much, but it's more than nothing!
    You're too kind..I shall PM you :hugs:
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    (Original post by llys)
    Or you could try to wow them with your personality. Oh wait....
    You're right; I forgot to mention that I've hired a professional to help me improve my personality. I need to be as intelligent as Einstein, as interesting and well-travelled and Bear Grylls and at least as funny as Ricky Gervais to even stand a chance of receiving a completely platonic hug from a prostitute.
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    (Original post by Biryani007)
    You're too kind..I shall PM you :hugs:
    I'd want nothing less! I pook forward to it ^.^
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    Just wear sunglasses and all the 10/10s will want you even if your a homeless, morbidly obese man with Leprosy...
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    (Original post by dairychocolate)
    You're right; I forgot to mention that I've hired a professional to help me improve my personality. I need to be as intelligent as Einstein, as interesting and well-travelled and Bear Grylls and at least as funny as Ricky Gervais to even stand a chance of receiving a completely platonic hug from a prostitute.
    When that happens, could you describe to me in detail what it feels like?

    ...The hug, not the steroids and erectile dysfunction incurred from their usage.
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    (Original post by dairychocolate)
    OP speaks the truth.

    multiple Rolex watches
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    what models?
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    am i this desperate to ask for details on rolexes that are imaginary...let me think... yes
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Young women of today are far more entitled than any previous generation.

    Even '4/10' women expect to marry good looking, successful men.

    Clearly your list is over the top though.

    I think men have much higher standards than us, because porn.
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    (Original post by leavingthecity)
    I think men have much higher standards than us, because porn.

    hmmmm

    Perhaps some men cling on to dreams of marrying a model or whatever. The difference is it will remain a fantasy.

    Many young women genuinely believe they are entitled to the 6', handsome, wealthy, intelligent man. Anything less is 'settling'.

    So while men may hanker after the dream girl, women actually make their dreams their requirements in real life.

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    (Original post by stefano865)
    hmmmm

    Perhaps some men cling on to dreams of marrying a model or whatever. The difference is it will remain a fantasy.

    Many young women genuinely believe they are entitled to the 6', handsome, wealthy, intelligent man. Anything less is 'settling'.

    So while men may hanker after the dream girl, women actually make their dreams their requirements in real life.

    Maybe true for girls, but women as they get older are not so much like that.

    From what I see on TSR and hear from younger people irl, both genders seem to have some pretty ridiculous ideas about what they are going to get out of the mating game.
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    (Original post by leavingthecity)
    Maybe true for girls, but women as they get older are not so much like that.

    From what I see on TSR and hear from younger people irl, both genders seem to have some pretty ridiculous ideas about what they are going to get out of the mating game.

    Certainly agree with that.

    True. As women get older their requirements do change.

    But there are still many women in there 40s and 30s who are unmarried against their wishes. All because they are waiting for a man with all of those things I mentioned.

    'Settling' seems to be a uniquely female phenomenon.
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    Each 20k a year salary grants a man 1 point on the scale. Most men are guaranteed a girl from 1-2/10 scale

    £44k a year they can move to 2-3/10 girls and so on

    An average looking guy earning £64k a year can look to bag himself a 5/6/7 out of 10


    The serious answer is if men werent such desperate losers putting ugly and average women on the pedastool, women wouldnt put themselves on the pedastool. Only got yourselfs to blame desperados
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    (Original post by stefano865)
    Certainly agree with that.

    True. As women get older their requirements do change.

    But there are still many women in there 40s and 30s who are unmarried against their wishes. All because they are waiting for a man with all of those things I mentioned.

    'Settling' seems to be a uniquely female phenomenon.
    True that it's women who think of themselves as 'settling' but not sure there's an issue of many women being unmarried later in life as a result of this attitude. The spinster is a figure of light hearted fun in pop culture, see Bridget Jones, but in real life most women do end up paired up with someone. You'd be right in thinking though that satisfaction levels have dived, as women expect more from their partners than ever and get a rude awakening down the line when he doesn't transform into the man you'd hoped he'd be.

    As they say; men marry women hoping they won't change but they do, women marry men hoping they will change but they don't.
 
 
 
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