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    (Original post by M14B)
    Where is the important medical breakthrough?
    (is it wearing underwear in bed?)
    Dr Dweck's research will reconfigure the sleep-garment paradigm for a generation to come.
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Dr Dweck's research will reconfigure the sleep-garment paradigm for a generation to come.
    no ****
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Reading some lesbian fan fiction is actually quite refreshing for some people here....it beats discussions on Islam. :moon:
    Hey, don't have a go at discussions on Islam. :unimpressed: Islam > sex. Any day of the week.

    (Original post by FrenchUnicorn)
    don't worry they don't know anything .. :ahee:
    We do now. :erm:
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    Hey, don't have a go at discussions on Islam. :unimpressed: Islam > sex. Any day of the week.



    We do now. :erm:
    Islam > Sex

    Best joke you've ever told.
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    Islam > Sex

    Best joke you've ever told.
    'Tis nothing but the truth, sister. :pierre: We must devote ourselves to the worship of Allah instead of worldly pleasures, if we are to have a 50/50 chance of experiencing those same pleasures in an afterlife we're not sure exists.
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    'Tis nothing but the truth, sister. :pierre: We must devote ourselves to the worship of Allah instead of worldly pleasures, if we are to have a 50/50 chance of experiencing those same pleasures in an afterlife we're not sure exists.
    :lol:

    Nice edit from you :mmm:

    Einmal ist Keinmal. The paradox of life. :moon:
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    :lol:

    Nice edit from you :mmm:

    Einmal ist Keinmal. The paradox of life. :moon:
    Silence your degenerate laughter and go pray. I've already set up the prayer mat to face Mecca.
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    Silence your degenerate laughter and go pray. I've already set up the prayer mat to face Mecca.
    We have a prayer room at work :innocent:
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    (Original post by Ethereal World)
    We have a prayer room at work :innocent:
    Excellent. Go use it, while your employer pays you to do the Lord's work instead of his own.
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    Hey, don't have a go at discussions on Islam. :unimpressed: Islam > sex. Any day of the week.
    If you don't have sex you can't reproduce... and you won't be able to increase the size of the ummah...

    checkmate Hydeman
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    (Original post by chemting)
    If you don't have sex you can't reproduce... and you won't be able to increase the size of the ummah...

    checkmate Hydeman
    With enough iman, you will inshallah be able to avoid sex and still increase the size of the Ummah. :pierre:

    Check mate, 'mting.
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    I always sleep naked so all's good
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    With enough iman, you will inshallah be able to avoid sex and still increase the size of the Ummah. :pierre:

    Check mate, 'mting.
    The best iman is achieved through using your li'l man

    The best dawah is given in the bed

    The best sunnah is getting a good punnani

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Punani

    It's always beneficial to "lower your gaze" to find the treasure

    But remember, as long you as you say bismillah before you put it in...

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    (Original post by the bear)
    perhaps one of the Disciples of Hippocrates could shed light on the meaning of the underlined....

    "Dr Dweck recommends “going commando” from time to time."
    I think this is when you go on a rampage in order to save your kidnapped daughter from a gang of south American criminals who are trying to blackmail you into starting a revolution and getting an exiled dictator back into power.
    I'm not 100% though,
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    (Original post by TheThiefOfBagdad)
    I think this is when you go on a rampage in order to save your kidnapped daughter from a gang of south American criminals who are trying to blackmail you into starting a revolution and getting an exiled dictator back into power.
    I'm not 100% though,
    this may well be the correct explanation.... anyone else from the Medical Community who can help ?
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    (Original post by Hydeman)
    We do now. :erm:
    Believe me, you don't :lol:
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