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    If I was an Endoplasmic Reticulum how would you want me? Smooth or rough? :sexface:
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    lol, this sounds like my biology teacher. He's always making biology jokes
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    Are you IAA by chance?
    Cos I'm feeling some elongation downstairs...

    Everytime I'm with you, my sympathetic nervous system secretes more noradrenaline onto my SAN.
    At the epithelial cells, you are glucose, and I am the sodium. We always go together.

    I'd like to insert my DNA fragments into your vector.
    Oh would you look at that, my genitals seem to be complementary to your yours. Would you like to test out the induced fit hypothesis?




    I know I'm not a phospholipid as I'm not attracted to fatty things.

    If I was Adenine, I'd be paired with Thymine because screw U.

    I've got a Y chromosome. Which makes me more susceptible to X-linked disorders so **** you.

    Ok those last three were a bit insulting, but I tried.
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    (Original post by quasa)
    ok.... (btw, i only just realised you were a girl :lol:)
    Oh wait, did you think I'm using the chat up line on you? :rofl: :rofl:

    Cos I'm not. :toofunny:

    I was unsure if it was biology.
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    (Original post by AntEquizi)
    Has anybody got any amazing/funny chat up lines that relate to biology. ie if I was an enzyme if be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes.
    If I was a heart I would have an atheroma because I love sugar and fats
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    If I was in an equation it would be a redox equilibria because I have oxidation and reduction so I am an OILRIG (Greasy)
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    (Original post by undercxver)
    Oh wait, did you think I'm using the chat up line on you? :rofl: :rofl:

    Cos I'm not. :toofunny:

    I was unsure if it was biology.
    it was also chemistry :lol:

    the reason why i did ok... was because it seemed a bit clumsily worded.

    protons, neutrons etc are chemistry/ physics.

    bio is stuff about living organisms
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    Are you about to divide? Because I can see your cleavage
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    Are you a starter codon? Because you're turning me on
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    If I'm a substrate, you be my active site.

    Because I'd fit in you perfectly.



    (That feeling when you only do GCSE and know nothing.)
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    Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyse this reaction?
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    We can be like antibodies, and agglutinate :sexface:
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    If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you :creep:
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    I'll fondle your vesicles while you caress my Golgi body
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    I will finger a doughnut and fill it with CSGO knives
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    Do you want to extract some protein from my column
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    The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
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    Are you adrenaline? Because my heart beats faster when I'm with you
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    If I was a protein I would be a myprotein.com because you get free prote with vouchers. I also like the merge and one of their members, rate my pp out of 10
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    The only biology joke that my teacher made was when he gave us a massive booklet on respiration with a massive slogan ' MIGHT MITOCHONDRIA' on the front with an mitochondria wearing a cape...
 
 
 
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