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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Yes they do

    I know what I want!

    I want a good nights sleep and some fairies to come in the night and finish my coursework for me to meet my deadline tomorrow.

    So you're wrong!
    But, which body type would you prefer the fairies to have?
    http://foxhoundstudio.com/wp-content...body-small.jpg
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    But, which body type would you prefer the fairies to have?
    http://foxhoundstudio.com/wp-content...body-small.jpg
    ew none of those
    this body pls
    http://francisco-lachowski.weebly.co.../288583713.jpg
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    Yes you did, when your mother breastfed you when you were a baby.

    :banana:
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    (Original post by C-rated)
    I don't think that the OP believes that "Touching a boob" is the basis of a relationship, he was just listing things he hasn't done. Calm down, he wasn't trying to offend anyone.

    I can't give advice, but I can say what not to do. I can say for sure that being an asexual who apparently looks like a viking* doesn't turn heads with the opposite sex.

    *more specifically some monk from the show "vikings" or theon greyjoy
    I can see how you'd could look like Theon, not so much Athelstan though lmao
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    ew none of those
    this body pls
    http://francisco-lachowski.weebly.co.../288583713.jpg
    Thats basically the one right on the left lmao


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    Also on top of what everyone else has said I think you're alienating women too much, they're people just like you? Interacting with them isn't exactly much different, fundamentally.

    That feels so awkward to try and explain lmao
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    (Original post by Sexybadman)
    Thats basically the one right on the left lmao


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    no the one on the left is alot more unattractive bc wide torso, and has bulky legs that look kinda fat even if they're not.
    the image I put is way better and has smaller hips and nicer legs.
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    But, which body type would you prefer the fairies to have?
    http://foxhoundstudio.com/wp-content...body-small.jpg
    That is what faries look like now a' days? and none of those, I'll find another example soon! For now COURSEWORK
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    (Original post by BoyWhoDon'tKnow)
    Not very informed about how girls 'work' and would like to know if anyone could give me a few tips on how to get girls. I would say I'm pretty good looking, tall, parents are fairly rich so I guess I have the basis of what it takes to get girls interested.

    I just don't seem to have that 'wow' factor. nothing that really makes me stand out. I don't know that many girls as I attend an all boys school so I seriously lack communication with the opposite gender.
    Never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never felt a boob and I seriously feel like I'm missing out haha.

    Do girls like the 'bad boy, idgaf about you in front of my friends but when we're alone i'll pay attention to you' type or the 'compliment you every single second of the day whenever or wherever' type.

    And don't give me any of that 'you've just got to have confidence bro' crap. (lol)
    Show her you care! Make her laugh get involved, don't just change for a girl, if dshe doesn't like how you really are, don't adjust how you are. The. You'll be unhappy.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    That is what faries look like now a' days? and none of those, I'll find another example soon! For now COURSEWORK
    Best of luck!
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    Best of luck!
    Thank you! :jumphug:
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    (Original post by BoyWhoDon'tKnow)
    Not very informed about how girls 'work' and would like to know if anyone could give me a few tips on how to get girls. I would say I'm pretty good looking, tall, parents are fairly rich so I guess I have the basis of what it takes to get girls interested.

    I just don't seem to have that 'wow' factor. nothing that really makes me stand out. I don't know that many girls as I attend an all boys school so I seriously lack communication with the opposite gender.
    Never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never felt a boob and I seriously feel like I'm missing out haha.

    Do girls like the 'bad boy, idgaf about you in front of my friends but when we're alone i'll pay attention to you' type or the 'compliment you every single second of the day whenever or wherever' type.

    And don't give me any of that 'you've just got to have confidence bro' crap. (lol)
    diamonds that's what you need lot and lots of diamonds at least j colour, vs clarity, cheaper to use lots of little stones than one big one but a 1ct total is good and round cuts are the cheapest ones
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Tbf money will help him a lot..money to take girls places...money for clothes...nice car...big house for parties.....
    Yep exactly. Girls seem to like that kind of thing immediately. Just struggling on how to take that automatic interest they have for me even further...
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    (Original post by BoyWhoDon'tKnow)
    Yep exactly. Girls seem to like that kind of thing immediately. Just struggling on how to take that automatic interest they have for me even further...
    use the money to take her amazing places alone with you.
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    (Original post by alkaline.)
    use the money to take her amazing places alone with you.
    But how do I distinguish whether she's a gold-digger or not when doing this?
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    Half of all human beings are female. It's pointless to try and ponder "what women want" because they all want different things. A common answer is that women don't know what they want; this may also have a grain of truth, if only because in general, I don't think people really know what they want.

    tl;dr: Treat them like human beings, because that's what they are.
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    Personally I think that they just want to be with a decent guy who respects her as a person, takes care of her & generally treats her well. Sense of humour is a big plus as is confidence, common interests, ambition & at least have a decent enough appearance then you are in with a chance imo
 
 
 
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