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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Your love and thirst wasn't strong enough to keep it open

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    when the mods on tsr **** block you
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    Yeah she's OK
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    So now we're dedicating threads to each other :lolwut:
    Shhh you samosa.
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    when the mods on tsr **** block you
    Assuming a TSR thread would get you my ***** in the first place...
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    (Original post by Andy98)
    Yeah she's OK
    Ngl that cracked me up :rofl:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Shhh you samosa.
    I'm low key jealous :emo:
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Assuming a TSR thread would get you my ***** in the first place...
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Assuming a TSR thread would get you my ***** in the first place...
    no but that livestock given to your parents will
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    now i just need to find a cow, a goat and some chickens :ninja:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Just pointing out that I'm not as easy as Nympho

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    DanteTheDoorKnob i need threads like this dedicated to me only
    I'll make one just for you.
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    (Original post by Lord Samosa)
    I'm low key jealous :emo:
    Awh you're beautiful! With your beautiful crusty skin, and your gorgeous pointy hips! You're so beautiful on the inside, all potatoey and warm. I love how your look in that shimmery red dress, I love how you taste in that red dress. I know you're a little insecure at times, you worry you might be a bit too oily, but I want to tell you my darling, you're beautiful in every single way!
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    no but that livestock given to your parents will
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    now i just need to find a cow, a goat and some chickens :ninja:
    Do you know what would be better? If you made them halal and cooked them for me too?

    Can you handle that Zarga?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Awh you're beautiful! With your beautiful crusty skin, and your gorgeous pointy hips! You're so beautiful on the inside, all potatoey and warm. I love how your look in that shimmery red dress, I love how you taste in that red dress. I know you're a little insecure at times, you worry you might be a bit too oily, but I want to tell you my darling, you're beautiful in every single way!
    this is better then 99% of all fanfictions on the internet tbh
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Ngl that cracked me up :rofl:
    You're welcome
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    (Original post by Zargabaath)
    this is better then 99% of all fanfictions on the internet tbh
    I'm a good lover!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Awh you're beautiful! With your beautiful crusty skin, and your gorgeous pointy hips! You're so beautiful on the inside, all potatoey and warm. I love how your look in that shimmery red dress, I love how you taste in that red dress. I know you're a little insecure at times, you worry you might be a bit too oily, but I want to tell you my darling, you're beautiful in every single way!
    That was beautiful... Simply beautiful

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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Do you know what would be better? If you made them halal and cooked them for me too?

    Can you handle that Zarga?
    fyi i don't eat meat :hand:
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    that's your job :sexface:
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    fyi i don't eat meat :hand:
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    that's your job :sexface:
    But... You said you like to eat
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Awh you're beautiful! With your beautiful crusty skin, and your gorgeous pointy hips! You're so beautiful on the inside, all potatoey and warm. I love how your look in that shimmery red dress, I love how you taste in that red dress. I know you're a little insecure at times, you worry you might be a bit too oily, but I want to tell you my darling, you're beautiful in every single way!
    PRSOM :rofl:

    omg, thank you so much. This means a lot :cry2:
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    But... You said you like to eat
    I can make exceptions
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