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    (Original post by the bear)
    the Safe Cave is professionally run; all our staff are fully trained and qualified. The Usherette achieved a 1st Class Degree in Garment Management from Salford.
    my stay has been a very pleasant one, the heat of the smoothies seem to remind me of very old times… :holmes:
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    my stay has been a very pleasant one, the heat of the smoothies seem to remind me of very old times… :holmes:
    there is no need to go Eef... we want you to stay in the Cave with us. you are part of the Family now. you are not leaving....
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    there is no need to go Eef... we want you to stay in the Cave with us. you are part of the Family now. you are not leaving....
    I shall relax then :yep: where is the best spot to look over over my French speaking script? :holmes:
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    (Original post by the bear)
    Encounter our beautiful dolphins... these gorgeous creatures will be your friend and charm you with their frolicsome antics.
    Please tell the usherette if you prefer male/female/other dolphin for your encounter...

    Do we get a discount if we ask for a male and a female dolphin?
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    I shall relax then :yep: where is the best spot to look over over my French speaking script? :holmes:
    sur la banquette dans le coin. vous ne serez pas derangé.

    fromage ?

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    you can sit on the bench in the corner. you will not be disturbed. cheese ?


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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    Do we get a discount if we ask for a male and a female dolphin?
    the Safe Cave does not charge visitors for the use of the facilities. If you wish to tip your dolphin afterwards that is at your discretion. Please do not put coins down their blow holes is all .

    enjoy !!
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    (Original post by the bear)
    the Safe Cave does not charge visitors for the use of the facilities. If you wish to tip your dolphin afterwards that is at your discretion. Please do not put coins down their blow holes is all .

    enjoy !!
    Thanks, I will enjoy.
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    I shall relax then :yep: where is the best spot to look over over my French speaking script? :holmes:
    si vous rencontrez des mots difficiles vous n'avez qu'à demander à l'Unicorne magique là-bas

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    Hei Bjørn , jeg er sliten og hjertet mitt gjør vondt , så jeg skal bare slappe av i din hule hvis det er ok
    :lovehug: x
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    (Original post by CoolCavy)
    Hei Bjørn , jeg er sliten og hjertet mitt gjør vondt , så jeg skal bare slappe av i din hule hvis det er ok
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    selvfølgelig marsvin bare krølle opp over der under iEthan benken.

    :hugs:


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    KV is tired. bear™ invites her to rest under iEthan's bench
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    Rules: Natural Fiber Clothing Only


    Now this I can get behind
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    Is there free pizza?
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    I must say this is such a wonderful cave the bear. The rules a quite fair. I really love your Blogs
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    am I safe here??????????????????? iEthan hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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    (Original post by scnotcrazy)
    am I safe here??????????????????? iEthan hellllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllppppppppppppppppppppppp meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    You are with the bear, wherever bear™ is, safety and refuge can be found :yep: I am sitting on the bench bear™ recommended :yep:

    (Original post by the bear)
    sur la banquette dans le coin. vous ne serez pas derangé.

    fromage ?

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    you can sit on the bench in the corner. you will not be disturbed. cheese ?


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    merci bcp ! Oui stp !

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    thank you very much! yes please!
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    You are with the bear, wherever bear™ is, safety and refuge can be found :yep: I am sitting on the bench bear™ recommended :yep:


    are you sure ???????/ he could bite me
    merci bcp ! Oui stp !

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    thank you very much! yes please!
    are you sure now???? what if he bites me?????????
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    Can I join the cult? What would you recommend Bear?
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    The warm smoothie tastes like a soggy foot, can I swap it for some wine?
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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Can I join the cult? What would you recommend Bear?
    although the Safe Cave is a soothing restful environment where stressed out folk can relax and "chill" in the modern parlance, in your case we must begin with a :dolphin::dolphin::dolphin::dolphin:y good :spank: :mad:

    your special mantram is
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    BEAR IS NOT 70 AND EVEN IF HE WERE HE IS WAY OUT OF MY LEAGUE


    just repeat this special phrase over and over... let it sink into your subconscious...

    do not reveal your mantram to the others or it will lose its special power....

    now go and lie over there in the fireplace.

    NEXT !!!!
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    Is there free pizza?
    Gavin our non-judgemental nutritionist is proud of his organic pizza creations:

    today he celebrates our adorable Royal Couple:

 
 
 
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