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    (Original post by BarBar124)
    Listen children, for I'll tell you the story of how Loki tied his scrotum to a goat, so the ensuing tug of war would make a miserable giant laugh.
    I want to know who won.
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    (Original post by BhagwanNoBhool)
    Not looking for advice
    :teehee:oops..:lol:lol...
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    I want to know who won.
    The giant smiled a little.

    The end.
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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    Yup, although the older I get the more agnostic I become, that story keeps me optimistic about my religion
    Yupp same here. I'm more of an agnostic than a hindu.
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    OK, so do I start with Samuel II Chapter 11 or Chapter 13?
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    Ok i will share mine but i am afraid i will need the help of two other posters to complete the experience.

    Basically, this one time, at band camp..
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    jesus = kim jong il, basically
    a middle eastern iron age kim jong il, without a country
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Fairs haha.
    I'm a non-theistic Hindu so I get where you're coming from.


    I thought you were a practising Hindu?

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    (Original post by rajneetk)
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    I thought you were a practising Hindu?

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    Define hindu lol

    You can be non theistic and hindu. Its just perhaps a different version of what you may know of
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    Once upon a time,

    Little Madalina was baptized under the Christian Orthodox church.
    18 years later, after her experience with this religion, and how it was followed in her family and indoctrinated in her country, she had signed herself off the church without her family knowing.
    2 years later, her parents begin to stress the fact that if she was to marry her current partner, they'd want him (currently Protestant) to become Orthodox. That would require him to be baptised. Little do they know that now older Madalina would have to be re-baptised as well.

    Madalina is prepared to be disowned.

    The end.
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    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_...ghetti_Monster

    The complete history of the universe.
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    (Original post by TheALevelStudent)
    Define hindu lol

    You can be non theistic and hindu. Its just perhaps a different version of what you may know of
    A follower of Hinduism
    Doesn't non theistic mean you reject God? Or something like that
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    I just seen lightening and I'm so scared.
    Not that you care if I get struck and die
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    (Original post by rajneetk)
    A follower of Hinduism
    Doesn't non theistic mean you reject God? Or something like that
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    I just seen lightening and I'm so scared.
    Not that you care if I get struck and die
    Not all hindus believe the same thing, they have different beliefs.

    Yeah it does, but you can still be hindu, as nucdev has said.
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    lol you are indoors, chill
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    Young simbahhh was born....

    He turns into the Lion King.

    He says Islam is the only true religion and that we should all follow it.

    He turns young again (and cute)

    The End
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    (Original post by TheALevelStudent)
    Not all hindus believe the same thing, they have different beliefs.

    Yeah it does, but you can still be hindu, as nucdev has said.
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    lol you are indoors, chill
    Really?? Omg that's so cool I never knew Hindus have different beliefs!!
    I've never looked into Hinduism properly then
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    True but it was scary. I was hugging my folder for comfort it's scary ngl
    It was snowing earlier! This weather is weird
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    (Original post by rajneetk)

    I thought you were a practising Hindu?

    :confused:
    I am, but you don't have to believe in God to be a Hindu.
    Hinduism contains so many different streams of thought like atheism, agnosticism, monotheism, deism, monism, dualism etc. etc. (I could go on).
    It can practically accommodate so many different opposing viewpoints.

    (Original post by TheALevelStudent)
    Define hindu lol

    You can be non theistic and hindu. Its just perhaps a different version of what you may know of
    ^^^^^^^^ :yep: This.
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    I am, but you don't have to believe in God to be a Hindu.
    Hinduism contains so many different streams of thought like atheism, agnosticism, monotheism, deism, monism, dualism etc. etc. (I could go on).
    It can practically accommodate so many different opposing viewpoints.



    ^^^^^^^^ :yep: This.
    I second this :mmm:
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    I am, but you don't have to believe in God to be a Hindu.
    Hinduism contains so many different streams of thought like atheism, agnosticism, monotheism, deism, monism, dualism etc. etc. (I could go on).
    It can practically accommodate so many different opposing viewpoints.



    ^^^^^^^^ :yep: This.
    Thanks for the clarification!
    That's really cool though ngl
    Kharku is just confusing... Lol
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    (Original post by imaninja)
    I second this :mmm:
    Of course you do

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    (Original post by imaninja)
    Yupp same here. I'm more of an agnostic than a hindu.
    No, you are a Hindu, but an agnostic one :rofl:

    (Original post by rajneetk)
    Thanks for the clarification!
    That's really cool though ngl
    Kharku is just confusing... Lol
    No worries
    It is indeed, I much prefer that compared to the "believe this or you're screwed" type of thought :teehee:
    Lmao at "Kharku"
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    Of course you do

    :lol:



    No, you are a Hindu, but an agnostic :rofl:



    No worries
    It is indeed, I much prefer that compared to the "believe this or you're screwed" type of thought :teehee:
    Lmao at "Kharku"
    Okay yh I'm not making any sense, maaf karo.
 
 
 
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