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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Basically, revision and assignments are making me feel really horny. I masturbate once/twice a day now whereas before it was probably once/twice a week. I need to relieve my sexual urges but I don't have a boyfriend and I don't like the idea of using tinder. I wouldn't mind a ONS but seeing as I have exams I won't be going out... I'm really frustrated. What do I do?
    Masturbating actually is a good stress relief, it's healthy and shouldn't be shunned upon!
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    Talk to the hand.
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    :lolwut:
    If guys had the same problem, they'd be studying like :work:
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    (Original post by K3001N)
    Masturbating actually is a good stress relief, it's healthy and shouldn't be shunned upon!
    Cheap, quick, always available.
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    (Original post by K3001N)
    Masturbating actually is a good stress relief, it's healthy and shouldn't be shunned upon!
    Haha yes I know, but I'm also very bored of masturbating
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    Watch Porn idk
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Basically, revision and assignments are making me feel really horny. I masturbate once/twice a day now whereas before it was probably once/twice a week. I need to relieve my sexual urges but I don't have a boyfriend and I don't like the idea of using tinder. I wouldn't mind a ONS but seeing as I have exams I won't be going out... I'm really frustrated. What do I do?
    A/S/L?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Haha yes I know, but I'm also very bored of masturbating
    Are you a female or a male?
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    (Original post by Zuki)
    Dem curves on dem graphs :coma:
    Seeing curves on graphs = a exponential rate :lol:
    Who would have known maths = 1/cos(x)

    http://www.sosmath.com/algebra/logs/log4/log42/gl01.gif
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    Did you see the last or second to last episode of Fresh Meat where everyone was stressed and what's her face was walking in on everyone just masturbating as stress relief was awks to watch but hilarious... That's you anyway
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    (Original post by K3001N)
    Are you a female or a male?
    Female.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Female.
    I'm a guy so of course everyone gets horny and masturbates!! It's biology! Just don't get an STD x
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    Invite a guy over to your house to study the have sex with him and study for 2 hours with 20 minute sex break it will keep you both motivated and make revision done and you can **** 3 or 4 times a day
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    Really? The stress wants to make me bang my headboard against the wall and scream.
    Couldn't resist.
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    graphs ftw
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    (Original post by TSR USER 2016)
    I'm just hoping that you're not planning on taking A-levels.
    You'll be extra extra h****. :/
    I'm a final year uni student lol.
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    I see you have fallen prey to procrasturbation
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I'm a final year uni student lol.
    Oops thought you were GCSE student lol.
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    Couldn't resist.
    knew there would be one.
 
 
 
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