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    (Original post by TheArtofProtest)
    Villain, I have done thy mother!
    :lol:
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    1)Thy sin's not accidental, but a trade.

    2)You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
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    Impudent strumpet!
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    Thy mother is so well fed that when she doth stumble down the staircase, the chorus of the East End begins to sing!
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    Thou mother is a llama, and thou father smell-ith of elderberries.
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    Oi, Shakespeare, you're rubbish you are.
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    Thou ill-favor'd pox-raddled wretch that hath th'impudence to ask us to rate thy depiction~ 'tis 0/10; dost thou even lifte ?
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    Shakespeare or not Shakespeare ? That is the question.
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    YOU EGG
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    "I'll smite your noodle!"
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    Go thou and fill another room in hell
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    Thy mama is so bacon-fed, at which hour that lady jumped in the ocean, Columbus claimed that lady as a new continent.
    :rofl:
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    Thou ill-favor'd pox-raddled wretch that hath th'impudence to ask us to rate thy depiction~ 'tis 0/10; dost thou even lifte ?
    rofl
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    Hark, fine folks, this devil's turd,
    Doth hath a wrinkled groin, I've heard
    That maidens flock for their amusement,
    Here I stand by this accusement.
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    (Original post by XMaramena)
    Hark, fine folks, this devil's turd,
    Doth hath a wrinkled groin, I've heard
    That maidens flock for their amusement,
    Here I stand by this accusement.
    ye :teehee:
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    (Original post by sjohnson98)
    "Art thou calling my mother a pox-ridden wench? Art thou calling my father a goodly rotten apple? But he ain't even a goodly rotten apple..."

    Bonus points if you get the reference.
    Love that sketch!

    Thy mother hath such pitiful intellect, that she hath unto a clear fortification mounted, the parish beyond to observe!
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    Thou f****eth out thee scummy *******o.

    Yeah I never got the hang of Shitespear.
 
 
 
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