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    (Original post by the bear)
    please could you write one for Queen Bee

    she is a lovely person and very cultured.
    I will write one for you aswell;

    The Bear by ripjonsnow
    The Bear lives in a cave,
    While listening to his safe space,
    The Bear does not shave,
    While sleeping in his own place,
    The Bear knows how to behave,
    Because he is extremely Brave.

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    Queen-Bee by ripjonsnow
    Oh Queen Bee why not see with me?
    If Only only The Bear can supply the key,
    The Spiders are creepy despite your a Bee,
    The are just as crawly as a bunch of fleas.
    Next time you see one sit back and sip a Tea

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    (Original post by fatima1998)
    write one for me please

    Fatima1998 by rinjonsnow
    Fatima 1998,
    You never fall for the bait,
    From Ten to Nine, to Fifteen Past Three,
    You must study hard if you ever want to be,
    Badminton is a fun Sport,
    When you play just remember everything you were Taught.

    bt ripjonsnow

    (Original post by Zacken)
    Meeee. :woo: :eek3:
    Zacken, by ripjonsnow
    Zacken Zacken on the wall,
    Math and Science will teach you all,
    When you finish your exams you will be standing tall,
    Lets hope from Cambridge you would be expecting a call.

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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    i would love one thank u very much
    Serah.exe by ripjonsnow
    Serah.exe your name looks like a Virus,
    Your profile picture makes you look like your from the land of Osiris,
    You hold over Ten gems to your names,
    it must mean you are in a hall of fame.

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    (Original post by Zuki)
    i want 1 pls thenk
    Zuki Virus, by ripjonsnow
    Whensee your name I think of the Zika Virus,
    Lets hope you do not have Cytomegalovirus,
    If you do you would be wiping your bum with a Pyrus,
    From first glance you show a love for Anime,
    Its one of the best things to avoid Insanity,
    Because it draws the fine line between that and Reality.

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    (Original post by NotNotBatman)
    May I have one please?
    - - Batman, by ripjonsnow
    - - Batman glares into the night,
    - - Batman must hard to keep on the lights,
    - - Batman is a double Negative,
    So - - Batman must be on Sedatives,
    - - Batman fights crime with time,
    - - Batman knows where to use Cosine.

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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    A poem about moi, please?
    The Other Side, by ripjonsnow
    Oh The Other Side, The Other Side, with the Mental age of 28,
    Who hasn't sorted out his notes over Easter Break,
    I wish you the best in your GCSE's,
    I hope you get A*'s, A's and no Bs.

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    (Original post by Kyou)
    Write one for me and may heaven shine a thousand blessings on you
    pls i beg
    Kyou, by ripjonsnow
    Hello Kyou, a follower of the Qur'an,
    Im surprised to hear Justin Bieber brings you no harm,
    Starting revision is the hardest part,
    But when you learn, it feels like a work of art,
    I believe you can reach unlimited gems,
    Just continue what you are doing with the strong Stems.

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    (Original post by Biryani007)
    How about I tell you what to write about me? :daydreaming:
    Biryani007, by ripjonsnow
    Biryani is a tasty Dish,
    Eating it is fulfilling a Wish,
    A girl watches over three hundred and forty threads,
    Mostly reading them while lying in her bed.
    For everything I have said that is all I have to say,
    I hope you have a wonderful day.

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    (Original post by longshot100)
    why the hell not?
    Longshot100, by ripjonsnow

    My Legolas friend can type at 62 words per minute,
    I believe you can 360 no scope like a Linnet,
    No matter how much you doubt your skills,
    Stay away from drugs and do not take any pills,
    You write stories like a dunce,
    Just like "There was once"

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    (Original post by Prince_fancybum)
    Go on then
    Prince_FancyBum, by ripjonsnow
    Oh Lord, Prince Fancy Bum,
    When I see your name I think Yum Yum,
    I feel your love for Squirrels, Hedgehogs and Guinea pigs,
    Because when they are looked they are tasty like figs.

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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    A bunch of poems
    Can you do mine now?! Please!
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    (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
    Can you do mine now?! Please!
    yhyh, im getting to it, I writing them all here and now one by one

    Fresh from the heart
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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    Serah.exe by ripjonsnow
    Serah.exe your name looks like a Virus,
    Your profile picture makes you look like your from the land of Osiris,
    You hold over Ten gems to your names,
    it must mean you are in a hall of fame.

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    I LOVE IT. :rofl:
    I r8 8/8 gr8 poem m8.
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    me me, i want one too!
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    do me okay thanks
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    i would love one thank u very much
    There once was a woman called Serah,
    Who had an affair with her carer
    He was an old man
    When she found out he ran
    Now she's a really bad swearer
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    (Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob)
    There once was a woman called Serah,
    Who had an affair with her carer
    He was an old man
    When she found out he ran
    Now she's a really bad swearer
    Oh my god. :rofl:
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    Okay work your magic
    There once was a woman called Rhymthical
    Who went and got a bit biblical
    She opened a church
    And does lots of research
    Now she's all evangelical
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    (Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob)
    There once was a woman called Rhymthical
    Who went and got a bit biblical
    She opened a church
    And does lots of research
    Now she's all evangelical
    Could not be more further from the truth!
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    (Original post by k.m.b)
    KMB, by ripjonsnow
    Hello KMB, some of your threads are as secretive as they can be,One says ignore making it hard for me to see,
    Nonetheless you seem touristy,
    Enjoying Doha, Bangkok, Cape Town, Seoul and Tokyo,
    You seem like someone who rarely takes the Metro.

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    (Original post by chocolatexo)
    Chocolate Xo, by ripjonsnow
    I dont know much about you my lady, apart from our compatibility,
    Your lack of threads appear to have limited liability,
    I like that your now is Chocolate Xo,
    As mine is Rip Jon Snow.

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    (Original post by ivybridge)
    Sureeeee.
    IvyBridge, by ripjonsnow
    I admire my half cousin from House Targaryen,
    Your love for dragons make your fear you look like a Rastafarian,
    You seem to enjoy being stuck in bed,
    hopefully where was a Volantis whore giving you head.

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    (Original post by lNurl)
    I want one too
    INurl by ripjonsnow
    Hello iNurl of the welcome squad,
    One of the best ways to stay healthy is by eating cod,
    Although you feel losing weight will make life more cope-able,
    just remember you will always be beautiful.

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    (Original post by Boss_Rhythm)
    Please can you write one for me as well!
    Thank you if you do! Love you!
    Boss Rhythm, by ripjonsnow
    What is life like in Austria?
    I doubt its full of Nausea.
    Why must you be impatient my friend?
    We will always get there in the end.
    Why are you impatient you ask?
    To me its enthusiasm, for my exciting task.
    Why must a man question love?
    When you are enlightened you will fly like a dove.

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    (Original post by AperfectBalance)
    Hey this sounds fun, if anyone wants me to write a quick one I would be happy. since there are so many people.
    A Perfect Balance, by ripjonsnow
    Dieting? Martial Arts? Yin and Yang? What do you represent?
    My English friend likes to be tailored and well present.
    A man appears to question religion,
    To That I say I hope you are not a clay pigeon.

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    (Original post by ZuluK)
    Thanks
    Zuluk, by ripjonsnow
    Zuluk like to read,
    Zuluk likes cheese,
    Zuluk is not Lebanese,
    Zuluk likes to sneeze,
    Zuluk is now free.

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    (Original post by John55)
    What a fantastic excuse to stalk peoples profiles.
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    Also, I would very much like a poem about myself, thanks .
    John10, by ripjonsnow
    Five Plus Five Equals Ten,
    Hopefully after this you will change your name to Ben,
    What you describe in the early hours sounds like sleep paralysis,
    That is what I can see from my brief analysis,
    Dont worry about the chicken coming after the lemon,
    To them your juices taste like sour semen.

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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    Could not be more further from the truth!
    There once was a woman called Rhymical
    I found out she was nonpolitical
    I called an election
    @RobML got an erection
    And now it's all gone physical
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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    KMB, by ripjonsnow
    Hello KMB, some of your threads are as secretive as they can be,One says ignore making it hard for me to see,
    Nonetheless you seem touristy,
    Enjoying Doha, Bangkok, Cape Town, Seoul and Tokyo,
    You seem like someone who rarely takes the Metro.

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    Chocolate Xo, by ripjonsnow
    I dont know much about you my lady, apart from our compatibility,
    Your lack of threads appear to have limited liability,
    I like that your now is Chocolate Xo,
    As mine is Rip Jon Snow.

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    IvyBridge, by ripjonsnow
    I admire my half cousin from House Targaryen,
    Your love for dragons make your fear you look like a Rastafarian,
    You seem to enjoy being stuck in bed,
    hopefully where was a Volantis whore giving you head.

    by ripjonsnow



    INurl by ripjonsnow
    Hello iNurl of the welcome squad,
    One of the best ways to stay healthy is by eating cod,
    Although you feel losing weight will make life more cope-able,
    just remember you will always be beautiful.

    by ripjonsnow



    Boss Rhythm, by ripjonsnow
    What is life like in Austria?
    I doubt its full of Nausea.
    Why must you be impatient my friend?
    We will always get there in the end.
    Why are you impatient you ask?
    To me its enthusiasm, for my exciting task.
    Why must a man question love?
    When you are enlightened you will fly like a dove.

    by ripjonsnow



    A Perfect Balance, by ripjonsnow
    Dieting? Martial Arts? Yin and Yang? What do you represent?
    My English friend likes to be tailored and well present.
    A man appears to question religion,
    To That I say I hope you are not a clay pigeon.

    by ripjonsnow



    Zuluk, by ripjonsnow
    Zuluk like to read,
    Zuluk likes cheese,
    Zuluk is not Lebanese,
    Zuluk likes to sneeze,
    Zuluk is now free.

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    John10, by ripjonsnow
    Five Plus Five Equals Ten,
    Hopefully after this you will change your name to Ben,
    What you describe in the early hours sounds like sleep paralysis,
    That is what I can see from my brief analysis,
    Dont worry about the chicken coming after the lemon,
    To them your juices taste like sour semen.

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    You are beautifully blessed!!! Thank you! I love you man! 10/10
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    (Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob)
    There once was a woman called Rhymical
    I found out she was nonpolitical
    I called an election
    @RobML got an erection
    And now it's all gone physical
    That would be a mad rap!
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    (Original post by Moonstruck16)
    Gimme one 😙

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    Okay work your magic
    (Original post by Drummerz)
    me me, i want one too!
    (Original post by TheGreatImposter)
    do me okay thanks
    Ok guys, Im extremely exhausted from writing 20 personalized poems in a row, im going to have to write yours tomorrow, along with the rest.
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    (Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob)
    There once was a woman called Rhymical
    I found out she was nonpolitical
    I called an election
    @RobML got an erection
    And now it's all gone physical
    PMSL does Rob know what an erection is?
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    (Original post by ripjonsnow)
    Ok guys, Im extremely exhausted from writing 20 personalized poems in a row, im going to have to write yours tomorrow, along with the rest.
    I shall wait for it
 
 
 
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