Peli-Pelican I shall destroy with a sheep attached to a tumble drier.
" Jake Barker" there is a famous song that goes along the lines of " My Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard" I must warn you it only attracts fat people because milkshake is there blood.
Glue yourself to her shoulder, and proceed to conga.
This poor guy came for advice and you are destroying the thread. I'm not sure if I'm amused.
Just be like "Hey, you doing GCSEs? Do you know if they teach about xxx in triple Science?"
Go old school, love letter in her locker
TBH, you'll probably be disappointed if actually did talk to her somehow. Probably best to fantasise, you'll gain more pleasure from it long-term IMO.