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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    :dolphin::dolphin::dolphin::dolphin: you man
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    (Original post by saladays)
    You're now breathing automatically.

    Your tongue won't sit comfortably in your mouth.

    Your nose is in your peripheral vision.

    You will now notice every time you blink.

    Your ears click when you swallow.

    Your jaw is heavy. You have to hold it up.

    Oh, bonus for bedtime: what direction are your pupils facing when you close your eyes?
    should be called salad fingers for making people feel so uncomfortable
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    (Original post by ihatePE)
    tututut
    oh about the breathing thing. I dunno just breathe :dontknow:
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    (Original post by jawsontheflooor)
    should be called salad fingers for making people feel so uncomfortable
    Now you're making me uncomfortable! I forgot about that! Oh god. Red water...
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    (Original post by zanner)
    After reading this your tongue won't sit comfortably in your mouth either
    After reading this you will now manually blink your eyes.
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    (Original post by zanner)
    After reading this your tongue won't sit comfortably in your mouth either
    Jokes on you. My tongue is still pretty comfortably in my mouth
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    After reading this you will now manually blink your eyes.
    (Original post by zanner)
    :d :d :d its tru tho
    After reading this you'll need to do a poo
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    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    After reading this you'll need to do a poo
    This one didn't work. Nor did Serah's. Desensitisation
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    After reading this you will now manually blink your eyes.
    O_O
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    This one didn't work. Nor did Serah's. Desensitisation
    oh well
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    This one didn't work. Nor did Serah's. Desensitisation
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    I had to spend time in hospital being monitored, I had had a really bad reaction to medication so they had to monitor my breathing and heart rate.

    I sent my partner to get me some books once I had been admitted. However every time I started reading my breathing would slow down and stop, so the machine kept beeping and the nurses kept having to come in. Apparently it happens quite a lot, it isn't anything to worry about.
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    After reading this you will now manually blink your eyes.
    i read it and was like O.O and then blinked... gg fam u got me

    (Original post by The_Internet)
    Jokes on you. My tongue is still pretty comfortably in my mouth
    yh sure fam ik ur tongue is uncomfy af

    (Original post by homeland.lsw)
    After reading this you'll need to do a poo
    this 1 didnt work ;(
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
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    After reading this you'll realize I had nothing to say.
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    (Original post by zanner)
    this 1 didnt work ;(
    oh :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by zanner)
    i read it and was like O.O and then blinked... gg fam u got me



    yh sure fam ik ur tongue is uncomfy af



    this 1 didnt work ;(
    Nah. I even went up and talked to a housemate!
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    After reading this you'll realize I had nothing to say.
    Well technically, you did have something to say.
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    (Original post by serah.exe)
    Well technically, you did have something to say.
    Well technically, I wrote it.
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    (Original post by XOR_)
    Well technically, I did say nothing.
    no
 
 
 
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