You can't be truly great without going to Oxbridge

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    (Original post by Paradoc)
    Do a DPhil init - piss easy to get in for. My dog could get into Oxford for a DPhil.
    If it is indeed 'piss easy' to gain entry to, how will it make me great? :unimpressed:
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    (Original post by SinsNotTragedies)
    If it is indeed 'piss easy' to gain entry to, how will it make me great? :unimpressed:
    It won't make you great, its just a pre-requesit
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    I'm too late...

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    (Original post by Paradoc)
    It won't make you great, its just a pre-requesit
    What does requesit mean? :indiff:
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    I'm too late...

    Don't you have rejections from girls to be crying over?
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    (Original post by SinsNotTragedies)
    What does requesit mean? :indiff:
    prerequisite
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    (Original post by Paradoc)
    Don't you have rejections from girls to be crying over?
    Actually, if you must know, I have a 100% success rate

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    (Original post by Paradoc)
    Oh dear.

    It's LIVE.

    and* Read the first line of the post.
    I've just performed some applied SPaG marking on your submission.

    D+. Please try harder.

    Notes and citations: *Poor grammar, omit for better fluency.

    I trust your degree doesn't require you to write in the English language?
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    It's*

    (never mind, someone beat me to it)
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    (Original post by Paradoc)
    prerequisite
    Good. Your spelling is bad, the Oxbridge greats would frown upon it. :naughty:
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    (Original post by Paradoc)
    They are not truly great like Newton or Darwin. Richard Branson's name will be forgotten in 200 years. Steve Jobs in 400 years. Newton, Darwin, Churchill, Einstein - never
    Now, Churchill's status as a great geezer is certainly up for debate.
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    (Original post by Paradoc)
    [or <insert best university in your country>]

    Newton
    Darwin
    Einstein

    You name them, they went to / had something to do with Oxford or Cambridge.

    If you don't go to go Oxbridge you could end up a loser, just spending your days watching TV

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    Leonardo Da Vinci managed ok.
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    Why am I tagged in this?
    Welcome to the ****storm
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    I've just performed some applied SPaG marking on your submission.

    D+. Please try harder.

    Notes and citations: *Poor grammar, omit for better fluency.

    I trust your degree doesn't require you to write in the English language?
    My degree?

    Im glad you mentioned my degree

    I have one of those degrees you can't get out of a vending machine
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    (Original post by Alexion)
    Welcome to the ****storm
    Not even midnight yet..
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    (Original post by Paradoc)
    My degree?

    Im glad you mentioned my degree

    I have one of those degrees you can't get out of a vending machine
    Who is Im? Are they one of your Oxbridge friends? :daydreaming:

    Short for Imogen, perhaps? Lovely name!
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    (Original post by MrsSheldonCooper)
    Not even midnight yet..
    IKR, the trolls are awaking early today
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    Meh I'm a loser in all aspects of life
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    Obvious troll is obvious
 
 
 
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