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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    am i the only one who says normal things like 'oh yeah' and '**** me harder'
    How is 'Oh yeah' a normal thing to say?
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    'I hope you don't mind this rhythm, I can't help but move to the music you put on.'
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    (Original post by Clockrice)
    I have been watching some porn where the girl literally said in the middle of being taken "promise you won't cheat on me again". :rofl3::rofl::rofl2::toofunny:
    my first sex experience, she said "why is it taking so long??"

    maybe i should make a thread about it.
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    One does not usually talk to their hand
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    (Original post by Serine Soul)
    One doesn't not usually talk to their hand
    Yucky. Your hand must get very lonely, you work it all day long and don't even speak to it. Stop being so selfish.
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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    Say this just before sex after playing Skyrim for hours

    "Man approaches with his weapon drawn, might make a guard nervous" and "looking to protect yourself? Or deal some damage?"
    Epic stuff.
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    How is 'Oh yeah' a normal thing to say?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xpc0s9FsA1Q
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    My brain: "At least one A*...come on...one should be possible. Come on, you're a smart girl, don't let yourself down!"

    My hand: "What is she on about?"

    My Vagina:"Idk, she is an odd one, keep going..."
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    Exam season is really getting to me....
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    My brain: "At least one A*...come on...one should be possible. Come on, you're a smart girl, don't let yourself down!"

    My hand: "What is she on about?"

    My Vagina:"Idk, she is an odd one, keep going..."
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    Exam season is really getting to me....
    I am dying here. :toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:
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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    Say this just before sex after playing Skyrim for hours

    "Man approaches with his weapon drawn, might make a guard nervous" and "looking to protect yourself? Or deal some damage?"
    Goals :lol:
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    (Original post by Clockrice)
    I am dying here. :toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny::toofunny:
    I wish I was joking.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I wish I was joking.
    Listen we all do it. Well, I used to do it. But anyway's, you are fine. Just make sure you enjoy it. As a crap session will make it even harder to do your work.
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    are you feeling it now mr krabs
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    (Original post by EricPiphany)
    'I hope you don't mind this rhythm, I can't help but move to the music you put on.'
    That is just cute.
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    (Original post by Clockrice)
    Listen we all do it. Well, I used to do it. But anyway's, you are fine. Just make sure you enjoy it. As a crap session will make it even harder to do your work.
    Wait, what are we talking about now?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    My brain: "At least one A*...come on...one should be possible. Come on, you're a smart girl, don't let yourself down!"

    My hand: "What is she on about?"

    My Vagina:"Idk, she is an odd one, keep going..."
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    Exam season is really getting to me....
    This gave me an erection
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Wait, what are we talking about now?
    I thought we were talking about you masturbating, rather than doing revision for your exams. Am I wrong?
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    Brace yourself love.

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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    This gave me an erection
    Dude, what is the matter with you. :facepalm:
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    This gave me an erection
    Oh my god :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

    My failure to pass exams and mastrubate correctly gave you an erection? :rofl3:
 
 
 
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