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Nude restaurant in London opening in June 2016. watch

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    (Original post by Noodle0)
    Yeah I do too, that's why it's dependent for me on whether or not it's a complete sausage fest. Plus I'd imagine there'd be a crowd outside looking through the windows.
    I am expecting to see Kim Kardashian there.
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    what if your pubes fall on the seats :O
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    (Original post by Mizuz)
    I am sure the same applies for a young man if there are older naked men?
    Lol yea probably, if you're a young male and you show up to a place like that I'd be a bit worried for you, on the joke side of things I was imagining a bunch of overweight old women squeezing your bum when you're on your way to get a straw
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    The glances at fit peoples' genitalia are gonna make stuff awkward as ****

    besides, not everyone is a superhuman physical specimen, and I'd rather not be treated to the sight of sagging flesh and stretch marks while eating
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    (Original post by TheTruthTeller)
    what if your pubes fall on the seats :O
    I died
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    Sounds like a health hazard..
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    (Original post by JohnGreek)
    The glances at fit peoples' genitalia are gonna make stuff awkward as ****

    besides, not everyone is a superhuman physical specimen, and I'd rather not be treated to the sight of sagging flesh and stretch marks while eating
    LOOOOOOOL

    (Original post by Mizuz)
    :yucky: Believe it or not, it's very likely to happen....
    Hair in food happens even when the cook was pants on lmao
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    for dessert we have three flavors of ****shakes...
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    Sounds like my local chip shop - a food place with sausages, pasties and baps on display everywhere.
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    I'd maybe do it once for the experience

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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Lol yea probably, if you're a young male and you show up to a place like that I'd be a bit worried for you, on the joke side of things I was imagining a bunch of overweight old women squeezing your bum when you're on your way to get a straw
    You just made me laugh so bad! :hahaha: In this situation, I would actually "defend" myself by hitting her. Hell with pacifism.
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    A place to shove the phone & wallet

    Sweaty arses, **** tracks, **** nuggets dangling off arse hair. Pubic lice crawling over food....

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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Sounds like my local chip shop - a food place with sausages, pasties and baps on display everywhere.
    Hahaha! How do you guys come up with these!! :lol:
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    for dessert we have three flavors of ****shakes...
    Hahahahah

    Can't rep stupidly on the app :facepalm:

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    I think I would not be ordering a hot soup as a starter, accidents happen.
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    (Original post by Andy98)
    I'd maybe do it once for the experience

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    They should definitely have bedrooms upstairs if things get heated...
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    Why
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    Well if that's what people want... Won't find me there though.
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    (Original post by Noodle0)
    Yeah I do too, that's why it's dependent for me on whether or not it's a complete sausage fest. Plus I'd imagine there'd be a crowd outside looking through the windows.
    It's actually pretty organised. The restaurant is partitioned in 2 sections; 1 nude 1 not. They have changing rooms too so doesn't seem bad.
    I could see how some people would find this appealing.
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    (Original post by Mizuz)
    SAME! I get really annoyed by that too. Yeah, someone above just mentioned stray hair...:yucky:
    Yeah, there's nothing more annoying than being invited out and ignored.

    Oh my god, I hadn't even considered stray hairs. I can just imagine walking in and having your face constantly assaulted by rogue pubes
 
 
 
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