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    What's dms?
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Can you give an example of a good starting line?
    'Whats your 6th favorite meal?'
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    (Original post by anosmianAcrimony)
    What's dms?
    Direct Messages
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    (Original post by cxxk)
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    Oh right.
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    (Original post by cxxk)
    'Whats your 6th favorite meal?'
    You've said this to somebody...?

    How is that interesting or funny, if you don't mind me asking.
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    You've said this to somebody...?

    How is that interesting or funny, if you don't mind me asking.
    With everything at steak she could have come up with something more appetizing.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Step by step process?
    Ok easy

    Lots of lube
    something to slide on, sledge, plate, book, skin, anything that works for you
    then grab the meat hard and shake it up and down while liking all her pictures
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    You've said this to somebody...?

    How is that interesting or funny, if you don't mind me asking.
    I've never sent it, but I've replied to a few people who have sent me similar things. Tbf its neither but I'd say its safe, you're probably going to get a reply and its open ended therefore you can easily get into a conversation from it.

    If you want to be funny, hit them with a chat up line.
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    (Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob)
    she could have come up with something more appetizing.
    Ended.
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    (Original post by cxxk)
    Ended.
    'come up' as in taking food to one's mouth

    If you're going to read my posts you must analyse everything.
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    (Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob)
    you must analyse everything.
    Is that you Shakespeare???
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    (Original post by cxxk)
    Is that you Shakespeare???
    No it's Hamlet
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    (Original post by cxxk)
    If you want to be funny, hit them with a chat up line.
    Right because women love chat up lines from random guys they don't know.
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Right because women love chat up lines from random guys they don't know.
    Depends on how boring she is I guess.

    Hit her with the infant mortality statistics in japan.
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    (Original post by DanteTheDoorKnob)
    No it's Hamlet
    Huge let down in that case, rip
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    (Original post by cxxk)
    Depends on how boring she is I guess.

    Hit her with the infant mortality statistics in japan.
    Nah I rather just make a dupe TSR account of the opposite gender and sliiiiiiide into dms that way.
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Nah I rather just make a dupe TSR account of the opposite gender and sliiiiiiide into dms that way.
    thats approx 0 fun
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    (Original post by cxxk)
    thats approx 0 fun
    Ok i'll go for infant mortality rates instead then.....in China.

    My kind of woman loves statistics.
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Ok i'll go for infant mortality rates instead then.....in China.

    My kind of woman loves statistics.
    Mm china's quite a good bet, or maybe Ecuador.
 
 
 
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