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    (Original post by peanutbuttercup)
    Have you ever battered a penis? Ha
    Do you mean battered as in like punched?

    Well, I've never been sufficiently annoyed by one to the point that I'd punch it. So no.
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    OP, gimme some of what you're having atm.
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    (Original post by thefatone)
    i see it makes sense


    Bit strange but who am i to judge?
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    you've already been judged by me as a phallic munching monster
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    (Original post by ForestShadow)
    So have you thought about having a penis dish before? :holmes:
    Can't say its ever crossed my mind. But if the opportunity happened to present itself I dunno...
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    (Original post by markreed)
    I love how your main concern is it being ethically sourced and not if its human or not

    I mean, how can you even ethically source penis? Surely whoever loses it wouldn't view that as very ethical...
    Ethical sourcing comes under that though doesn't it? If a human male gave it voluntarily then that's more ethical than chopping it off some unwilling animal under sedation isn't it?
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Ethical sourcing comes under that though doesn't it? If a human male gave it voluntarily then that's more ethical than chopping it off some unwilling animal under sedation isn't it?
    I guess that's true.

    Its just that the whole discussion of eating battered penis is so whacky that your concern with ethically sourcing it seemed funny haha.
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    (Original post by markreed)
    I guess that's true.

    Its just that the whole discussion of eating battered penis is so whacky that your concern with ethically sourcing it seemed funny haha.
    People eat penis all the time except without the batter....

    It isn't that wacky of a concept
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    (Original post by peanutbuttercup)
    Penis in batter?
    To whom did the penis originally belong to, is it human or animal etc
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    People eat penis all the time except without the batter....

    It isn't that wacky of a concept
    No fricking way :eek:

    I must be like super sheltered and ignorant then!

    I didn't know it was a common thing. Which countries do this!?
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    (Original post by markreed)
    No fricking way :eek:

    I must be like super sheltered and ignorant then!

    I didn't know it was a common thing. Which countries do this!?
    This country and probably every country in the world
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    (Original post by peanutbuttercup)
    (Human) penis in batter?
    Yes, I would munch on it.
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    This country and probably every country in the world
    Oh my god.

    So the phrase "craving ****" has more than one meaning now!?

    I'm just gonna silently accuse everyone of being willy gobblers.
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    (Original post by markreed)
    Oh my god.

    So the phrase "craving ****" has more than one meaning now!?

    I'm just gonna silently accuse everyone of being willy gobblers.
    Not really I'm just being a:sneakydevil:
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Not really I'm just being a:sneakydevil:
    Why would you do that!!!

    You probably don't know, but you're speaking to the dictionary example of gullible over here.

    I was legit convinced that they were just handing out penises in chippies. I was half expecting to see my elderly neighbour Fred at the local chippy ordering "a portion of chips with a large battered penis to go".

    I am emotionally distressed right now
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    (Original post by markreed)
    Why would you do that!!!

    You probably don't know, but you're speaking to the dictionary example of gullible over here.

    I was legit convinced that they were just handing out penises in chippies. I was half expecting to see my elderly neighbour Fred at the local chippy ordering "a portion of chips with a large battered penis to go".

    I am emotionally distressed right now
    Oh my gosh... :toofunny: :toofunny:

    I was hoping all the faces would have given it away but no :rofl:
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Oh my gosh... :toofunny: :toofunny:

    I was hoping all the faces would have given it away but no :rofl:
    I thought those faces were just you expressing a devilish joy in revealing a horrible truth to an innocent and naive individual.
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    (Original post by markreed)
    I thought those faces were just you expressing a devilish joy in revealing a horrible truth to an innocent and naive individual.
    Considering the current state of the meat industry I actually wouldn't put it past it for there to be some penis in our meat. There actually probably is.

    Still can't believe you didn't catch on though lmao
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    Considering the current state of the meat industry I actually wouldn't put it past it for there to be some penis in our meat. There actually probably is.

    Still can't believe you didn't catch on though lmao
    God, that's just another reason for me to (try) and go vegan. If not for the health/ethical benefits, then just so I can say that I have never gobbled a willy :giggle:
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    (Original post by markreed)
    God, that's just another reason for me to (try) and go vegan. If not for the health/ethical benefits, then just so I can say that I have never gobbled a willy :giggle:
    If you did I would have utmost respect for you and your choices, being vegan wouldn't be easy by any stretch of the imagination. By the way, I know you've probably heard this a million times already, but you are such a pretty guy
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    (Original post by AngryRedhead)
    If you did I would have utmost respect for you and your choices, being vegan wouldn't be easy by any stretch of the imagination. By the way, I know you've probably heard this a million times already, but you are such a pretty guy
    I managed it for about 2 months, but its not easy when you're living with prolific meat-eating parents haha. I'll probably give it another shot when I'm at uni.

    And thanks!

    By the way, I don't mean to pry but are you vegan?
 
 
 
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