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    (Original post by GeorgeOsborne™)
    Which one was Jack again, David?
    Was he the one who kept calling Boris non-constructive?
    Boris IS non-constructive. I don't even know what his whole Brexit crusade is about. I think he's having an affair with Farage aka Admiral Akbar.
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    (Original post by David Cameron™)
    Only if you are White British, Oxbridge educated, and love pigs.
    I'm brown, Dutch, didn't even apply for uni, and pigs are haraam






    so guess not :cry2:
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    I'm brown, Dutch, didn't even apply for uni, and pigs are haraam.



    so guess not :cry2:
    I will have a word with Teresa about arranging deportation.
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    Ah yes now I remember the chap. We were discussing how the peasants that we rule over think their voices on how we run things matter.

    The funniest moment was when Jack told us he could just ban anyone who becomes unpleasant. That would be incredibly useful to have wouldn't it David? It's a shame that human rights repeal never went through.
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    I'll inform my pal Tim. He'll have a word and arrange a meeting with your people next week in San Francisco. See you there I hope?
    Well I'm very busy spouting my scare tactics about brexit but could squeeze in a trip.

    First class flight from London Heathrow to San Fran? God I love the tax payer.
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    it's strange though as captain jack didn't mention you meeting when i was dining with him last week
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    (Original post by David Cameron™)
    Boris IS non-constructive. I don't even know what his whole Brexit crusade is about. I think he's having an affair with Farage aka Admiral Akbar.
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    it's strange though as captain jack didn't mention you meeting when i was dining with him last week
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    He just made a thread about me though.

    Strange he didn't mention.

    Where did you 'dine'? Somewhere like cheeky nando's? They don't even do pork.
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    I'm terribly sorry for my lateness. I had to stop by the food bank to get potatoes to throw at the poor.

    I must warn the cabinet that someone somewhere is using my username, if they make contact, it is unlikely to be, I shall add a codeword for future reference

    #aretheydeadyet
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    (Original post by IainDuncanSmithy)
    I'm terribly sorry for my lateness. I had to stop by the food bank to get potatoes to throw at the poor.

    I must warn the cabinet that someone somewhere is using my username, if they make contact, it is unlikely to be, I shall add a codeword for future reference

    #aretheydeadyet
    What's the code word ****thepoor? Austerity? Bacon?
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    Whoever you are, I love you
    Oh, Ethan...
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    (Original post by David Cameron™)
    He just made a thread about me though.

    Strange he didn't mention.

    Where did you 'dine'? Somewhere like cheeky nando's? They don't even do pork.
    private event hosted by a film director who we are mutually acquainted with
    we had pan fried scallops, filet mignon and gateau devidal along with cristal champagne, civet coffee and hine cognac rounded off with a glass of 50 year old glenfiddich
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    Oh, Ethan...
    :hubba:
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    (Original post by jamesthehustler)
    private event hosted by a film director who we are mutually acquainted with
    we had pan fried scallops, filet mignon and gateau devidal along with cristal champagne, civet coffee and hine cognac rounded off with a glass of 50 year old glenfiddich
    Sounds like something I would enjoy. Though I prefer pork to Beef.

    Love a cognac.

    Invite me next time chaps.
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    :hubba:
    Why do you love me? I've got so much praise in my short time here I think I might stay!
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    (Original post by David Cameron™)
    I'm David Cameron.

    I love all of Britain and that includes you.
    What if I voted Labour?
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    (Original post by champ_mc99)
    What if I voted Labour?
    Well maybe you have morals and values. I'll strip that out of you in one afternoon exorcism session with me and Ozzers.
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    (Original post by champ_mc99)
    What if I voted Labour?
    As long as you're not the unemployed Labour.
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    (Original post by David Cameron™)
    Sounds like something I would enjoy. Though I prefer pork to Beef.

    Love a cognac.

    Invite me next time chaps.
    you have to buy a piece from me
    i have sights on a gold cartier wristwatch that would look good
    it is an 18kt yellow gold men's chronograph weighs 190g and is a fine timepiece
    it's yours for £25,000-cash of course
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    (Original post by IainDuncanSmithy)
    As long as you're not the unemployed Labour.
    I'm a student.
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    (Original post by champ_mc99)
    I'm a student.
    Are you enjoying the tuition fees
 
 
 
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