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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    im pretty damn sure i would.

    and also the protection wing, but u cant just go on it, need something to have happened to you first, or disabled or an obvious target like child killer etc
    Well yea the pedos get it because it's offered soon as they go in, because they know they'll need it lol like in US prisons because of race gangs they ask like little Asian dudes if they want protection but exactly it's for srs **** not, "I'm scared." haha.
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    (Original post by longshot100)
    I meant that you should be lifting weights prior to getting into the prison so that you're jacked when you arrive.
    Muscles mean **** when you don't got no connections in or out
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Well yea the pedos get it because it's offered soon as they go in, because they know they'll need it lol like in US prisons because of race gangs they ask like little Asian dudes if they want protection but exactly it's for srs **** not, "I'm scared." haha.
    but, you can sign yourself of the wing although its not advised.
    my ex got put on the wing as he had his eye slashed but he signed himself off after a while
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    (Original post by longshot100)
    Yeah, well only if you actually did something to make them want to get you XD
    Otherwise, would it really make sense from another inmate's perspective to pick the toughest, strongest guy in the prison to pick a fight with instead of one of the more docile inmates?

    I get where you're coming from though; I was just listing anything that'd be of any benefit.
    sometimes they do it to get their selves of the hook from something though
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    (Original post by shawtyb)
    but, you can sign yourself of the wing although its not advised.
    my ex got put on the wing as he had his eye slashed but he signed himself off after a while
    We're on about people who need protection not those who think they're ok to go back to general population. Some people just try to find reasons to go to protection and it don't always work is what I mean.
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    We're on about people who need protection not those who think they're ok to go back to general population. Some people just try to find reasons to go to protection and it don't always work is what I mean.
    yh i know
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    (Original post by longshot100)
    Muscles would still be more useful than no muscles, that's what I meant. You'd rather go in at least with a chance of intimidating some of the people lower down on the pecking order and physically weaker.

    For instance, the guy who got booked for petty theft who has no real experience of violence wouldn't start using violence on the toughest looking guy there.

    I understand what you're saying though, and that's why connections were the first thing I talked about lmao
    Ever heard of shanks? Small ones with no mates normally have em. If it needs to be that srs. And if he has connections he would. Big guys get taken down all the time, some of the maddest boys are small, seriously. I won't get into too much but I've been booked before and on remand, sat in a cell before facing the judge and there's men of all sizes getting boyed off trust but anyway.
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Ever heard of shanks? Small ones with no mates normally have em. If it needs to be that srs. And if he has connections he would. Big guys get taken down all the time, some of the maddest boys are small, seriously. I won't get into too much but I've been booked before and on remand, sat in a cell before facing the judge and there's men of all sizes getting boyed off trust but anyway.
    can you survive in prison if your quiet ?
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    i could
    i know enough violent people some inside some outside
    so i would be pretty powerful
    lord of the wing
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    (Original post by d_a99)
    can you survive in prison if your quiet ?
    Quiet won't make you friends but like if you're just a stray smackie or a thief and not affiliated with anyone which will be the case many times, you'd come in on your own without knowing anyone so most people gotta socialise to stay sane. The quiet ones are seen as targets sometimes because well you're in pen, people have issues they'll take if offensive or they'll sniff you out as scared or weak or tryna be a tough guy. Don't go in like peacocking either acting big giving large either but I mean if you can fight your tail off sure don't say ****. If someone goes up to you and asks you stuff just be mindful how you answer em :\
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    (Original post by longshot100)
    Let me refer you to what I said above this: I DO NOT THINK THAT MUSCLES ALONE ARE GOING TO GUARANTEE SAFETY.

    I'm just saying they'd be MORE USEFUL THAN NONE.

    If you think I'm trying to rub it in that muscles are the key to everything, I'M NOT THAT TYPE OF GUY.
    Mate chill with those caps :lolwut: you'd get gutted 1st lol
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    (Original post by longshot100)
    Ok, the MAIN aim of this is to survive, right? Getting out of prison would be my second priority lmao.
    So let's say this person decides to fight you BECAUSE you look tough and may be easy to pin the blame on, which is what I think you were getting at. I don't think killing another inmate is going to get into solitary, so this person would have to keep you alive. So your main priority is still met: you're still alive.

    I'd just like to point out that I don't think that muscles alone are going to help, I'm just saying they'd be more useful than none XD
    In the real world where people are impressed with size. Prison, no. They size you up by who you know, what you did to get in, and your personality there. Mate you don't know anything about prison lol which isn't necessarily a bad thing but it does mean you should just seriously stop posting.
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    (Original post by longshot100)
    This is the internet. It is very different to prison. You sometimes have to highlight the part that people need to read, because I feel like I've said the same thing too many times...
    Saying it over and over doesn't make it right or sensible and making it bigger and darker doesn't work. I saw what you wrote and I disagree, you just keep obtusely/stubbornly repeating the same stuff. Like calm yourself down bruv.
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Saying it over and over doesn't make it right or sensible and making it bigger and darker doesn't work. I saw what you wrote and I disagree, you just keep obtusely/stubbornly repeating the same stuff. Like calm yourself down bruv.
    what are your survival tips for prison then?
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    If they serve berry tea in prison then I probably could and it's not all girls xx
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Yep. My room looks like a ****ing cell anyways.
    And my kitchen serves prison food anyways.
    And my life is rife with violence anyways.



    Damn, and how do you think you'd survive?



    No. The Hole or protective custody or solitary confinement is limited cells and space so only reserved for people who seriously need it. Being a coward won't get you booked for you own little space. Soz.
    il go stab someone then
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    (Original post by TSR Mustafa)
    il go stab someone then
    (Original post by longshot100)
    Did you not read my original post? I emphasized the connections. I didn't go into too much detail because then it's be a ****ing essay.

    So assuming you had solid connections, would you rather have the ability to defend yourself if worse comes to worse, or not be able to? Given that both people involved were toe to toe, in terms of connections, any weapons or connections.
    Smh at longshot. TSR Mustafa is a prime example of people who are small and scared no offense TSR mustafa but you said you were and he went straight to stabbing someone. I mean...you're using very abstract theories instead of discussing the normality of what happens in pen. And being scared a sshit and stabbing someone beats muscles and being connected at any size beats muscles with no friends, I don't really get what you're asking.
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    Well i'd make a spear and then i could fend off everyone!!!
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    (Original post by TSR Mustafa)
    il go stab someone then
    lmao btw
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    (Original post by 0to100)
    Smh at longshot. TSR Mustafa is a prime example of people who are small and scared no offense TSR mustafa but you said you were and he went straight to stabbing someone. I mean...you're using very abstract theories instead of discussing the normality of what happens in pen.
    So do you believe that, for some reason or another, being muscular means that you're rendered unable to also be able to stab someone? I'm honestly looking forward to what comes next.
 
 
 
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