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    (Original post by TaintedLight)
    ill-advised :fyi:
    How so?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I have such a bad stomach ache, I feel like I'm about to give birth to an alien baby :cry2:
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    and it isn't related to that time of the month....
    Can I get some love from TSR people because my mum isn't giving me any, she told me to stop making silly excuses to take "revision breaks" :sad:
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    But seriously, are there any quick remedies that may help me?
    (Original post by ravioliyears)
    Your TSR mum is here :hugs: Don't know where the dad is at though... :erm:

    I'm sorry to hear about the pains
    Sending lots of hugs :lovehug:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Thank you, you're so much better than my real mum right now :emo:

    :hugs:Thank you
    So lucky LMFAO you have 3 mums. And here I make do with just one! :sigh:
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    (Original post by Leviathan1741)
    A hot water bottle or heating pad should help to relax you, and taking some painkillers should help too
    Just took paracetamol, I can't find the stupid hot water bottle
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    (Original post by nucdev)
    So lucky LMFAO you have 3 mums. And here I make do with just one! :sigh:
    You all make up for my real mum right now who doesn't care that her child is dying. :emo:
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Just took paracetamol, I can't find the stupid hot water bottle
    Hmm, maybe soak a flannel in hot water, wring it out and lay it on your tummy? I get 'abdominal migraines' sometimes so I've come up with many ways to deal with the pain

    I hope you feel better soon :hugs:
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    (Original post by Pokémontrainer)
    So you're not giving birth to the alien right now? Let me know when your waters break...
    Not long now....
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    drink coffee and have a hot bath, you might just need the loo
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    (Original post by mismagi.us)
    drink coffee and have a hot bath, you might just need the loo
    I've went earlier, the pain went and then came back.

    I have since drank 2 cups of coffee, absolutely no help at all yet.

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    (Original post by Gaya Ramanathan)
    How so?
    For starters, its not a solution for stomach aches.

    http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Painkil...roduction.aspx
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    (Original post by Leviathan1741)
    Hmm, maybe soak a flannel in hot water, wring it out and lay it on your tummy? I get 'abdominal migraines' sometimes so I've come up with many ways to deal with the pain

    I hope you feel better soon :hugs:
    Oh dear, I feel sorry for you!

    I don't think I've had a stomach ache that was not related to my period in years! This is honestly so much worse in my opinion
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    (Original post by TaintedLight)
    For starters, its not a solution for stomach aches.

    http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Painkil...roduction.aspx
    Oh who cares, I'd drink my own urine right now if it claimed to aid in pain relief
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    (Original post by TaintedLight)
    For starters, its not a solution for stomach aches.

    http://www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Painkil...roduction.aspx
    "Used to treat MILD TO MODERATE PAIN SUCH AS" - they're example and yes it's used for stomach aches.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I have such a bad stomach ache, I feel like I'm about to give birth to an alien baby :cry2:
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    and it isn't related to that time of the month....

    Can I get some love from TSR people because my mum isn't giving me any, she told me to stop making silly excuses to take "revision breaks" :sad:
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    But seriously, are there any quick remedies that may help me?
    Apply hot water bottle to stomach, chocolate to mouth and draw a 'be awesome like Mrs H' poster and put it on your wall?
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    Oh dear, I feel sorry for you!

    I don't think I've had a stomach ache that was not related to my period in years! This is honestly so much worse in my opinion
    I get stomach aches quite a bit, and sometimes they're so bad, especially when I have the abdominal migraines (they're a real thing!) that I can't move and just have to sit/lie down until it passes
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    My baby is here!

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    Heat bag definitely helps, I find holding my stomach works too, like jabbing my hand where it hurts and massaging it. Take deep breaths and if that don't help, just go and lie in a hospital bed for a week drugged up with morphine like I did several times.
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    My baby is here!


    :love:
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    (Original post by Rhythmical)
    Heat bag definitely helps, I find holding my stomach works too, like jabbing my hand where it hurts and massaging it. Take deep breaths and if that don't help, just go and lie in a hospital bed for a week drugged uo with morphine like I did several times.
    Jabbing? :eek: no that sounds painful


    a week? you poor human

    I'm laying on my stomach right now
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    Apply hot water bottle to stomach, chocolate to mouth and draw a 'be awesome like Mrs H' poster and put it on your wall?
    What amazing advice, I feel much better already!
 
 
 
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