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    (Original post by Souljer)
    Bet ud be begging them to shoot the gorilla. Id just keep out-running it untill help came, they arent that fast. Failing that Id just knuckleup and trade blows with it hopefully fighting it off until it retreats.


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    Haha, OK.

    Gorillas are 6x stronger than humans.

    It would literally rip your head off.
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    (Original post by Infamous*)
    No, it would make its behaviour more erotic :sexface:
    Hmm, if it did get to stage 3 (the really intimate part) - do you think you could handle it?
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    Challenge it to a game of checkers
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    I wouldn't fall in the gorilla cage because I'm not a stupid idiot like that kid.

    But if someone pushed me in I would share a banana with it.
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    Don't make eye contact, try to seem small and wait for rescue. Gorilla's don't appear to be an overly violent species (although individuals may differ) so if you're not bothering it, I don't see why it would threaten you.

    In the case that seems to have sparked all of this, I didn't think that the child was actually being attacked when the gorilla was shot (based off ambiguous news reports) so hopefully everybody would have a fairly good chance of getting out alive in most situations.
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    I'm throwing them hands up.

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    Piss on it to establish dominance
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    My God is greater than that. It will never happen ijn
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    I wouldn't be stupid enough to 'fall' in the first place, theyre not exactly surrounded by a little ornamental wall its more than very hard to 'accidently' get in unless somebody was being very stupid.
 
 
 
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