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    (Original post by somemightsay888)
    Haraam, but do me
    Erm the only thing that should be done involving you is my PM :hmmm:

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    :indiff: watch it.
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    Erm the only thing that should be done involving you is my PM :hmmm:
    Support team is bullying me :emo:

    I really want to talk in third person but it really requires the blue faced emoji :rofl::rofl: Otherwise it's weird without it. And I am replying!!!!!!!
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    (Original post by somemightsay888)
    Support team is bullying me :emo:

    I really want to talk in third person but it really requires the blue faced emoji :rofl::rofl: Otherwise it's weird without it. And I am replying!!!!!!!
    :jiggy: support team is doing no such thing omg.

    LOOOL I'm so annoyed about my phone, I'm in the most stressful month of my life and it breaks down on me :erm:

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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    :jiggy: support team is doing no such thing omg.

    LOOOL I'm so annoyed about my phone, I'm in the most stressful month of my life and it breaks down on me :erm:

    Whats it doing
    Support team, VIP AND Welcome Squaddie and she's still bullying me omg omg omg :emo:

    You're annoyed smh, wanted to rant the other day but realised nobody else actually accommodates my retardation now :rofl:

    Where is it
    It's swiping my TSR notifications
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    Do me do me do me!
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    Without mentioning lemons
    No citrus fruits involved.. gutted last one for tonight but I'll get around to everyone :puppyeyes:
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    You meet them at a club and make eye contact. She buys you a drink because we are in the future. :wizard: but nothing happens on that day. You go back, hoping that you'll see her again, and so you do.


    "How have you been?", you ask.

    "What?" She replied.

    "How have you been?" you asked again.

    "Am I 10?" she said.

    "No, how have you been?" you shout over the really loud music.

    "I don't have a pen, sorry!" she said.

    Frustrated, you take her by the hand and walk outside and get chatting there. It turns out that she really likes your sense of humour and how you start anecdotes with very misleading things or talk about Gary Potter and other stuff. You go home and lie on the sofa and discuss life and lemonade and all points inbetween, at 4 o'clock in the morning no less as it turns out that she is an insomniac. Things escalate quickly, and despite not getting married, you have a honeymoon in Gorkhi-Terelj National Park, and at night in your bed, she puts a rubber snake under your pillow. As a man with nerves of steel, you are not frightened; you simply ask: "why did you do that?" and she replied with the last word you ever wanted to hear: "banter."



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    (Original post by somemightsay888)
    Support team, VIP AND Welcome Squaddie and she's still bullying me omg omg omg :emo:

    You're annoyed smh, wanted to rant the other day but realised nobody else actually accommodates my retardation now :rofl:

    Where is it
    It's swiping my TSR notifications
    I'm not bullying I'm helping you to learn how to stick up f or yourself!!!

    Aww omg this is the first time you're being sentimental ever, we're making good progress here. I think if we leave the EU we'll have to raise our interaction sessions to £11.37p/h, what do ya say?

    I am only a PM away smh don't act like I've completely disappeared :indiff:

    :rofl: I've even got my phone to swipe without me touching it!!!!
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    omg sean I've been waiting forever do me pretty please xo
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    (Original post by thecatwithnohat)
    I'm not bullying I'm helping you to learn how to stick up f or yourself!!!

    Aww omg this is the first time you're being sentimental ever, we're making good progress here. I think if we leave the EU we'll have to raise our interaction sessions to £11.37p/h, what do ya say?

    I am only a PM away smh don't act like I've completely disappeared :indiff:

    :rofl: I've even got my phone to swipe without me touching it!!!!
    smh I'm the one toughening YOU up for life not the other way round!!

    OK smh don't "aww" me we're not at that stage :shifty: Don't vote out!!!!!

    I feel like Jesus in the desert, completely abandoned :indiff:

    But the fun is the workout, averaging 7 swipes per second!!!!!!
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    (Original post by SeanFM)
    No citrus fruits involved.. gutted last one for tonight but I'll get around to everyone :puppyeyes:
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    You meet them at a club and make eye contact. She buys you a drink because we are in the future. :wizard: but nothing happens on that day. You go back, hoping that you'll see her again, and so you do.


    "How have you been?", you ask.

    "What?" She replied.

    "How have you been?" you asked again.

    "Am I 10?" she said.

    "No, how have you been?" you shout over the really loud music.

    "I don't have a pen, sorry!" she said.

    Frustrated, you take her by the hand and walk outside and get chatting there. It turns out that she really likes your sense of humour and how you start anecdotes with very misleading things or talk about Gary Potter and other stuff. You go home and lie on the sofa and discuss life and lemonade and all points inbetween, at 4 o'clock in the morning no less as it turns out that she is an insomniac. Things escalate quickly, and despite not getting married, you have a honeymoon in Gorkhi-Terelj National Park, and at night in your bed, she puts a rubber snake under your pillow. As a man with nerves of steel, you are not frightened; you simply ask: "why did you do that?" and she replied with the last word you ever wanted to hear: "banter."



    PRSOM... :rofl3::rofl3:
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    This is so cute. Please do me.
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    Go on then, you should know me very well.
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    Me please I want to laugh after my M1 exam :lol:
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    Moi aussi!
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    Go on then, shoot!
    I could do with a bit of hope for my non-existent future (and present) love life :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
 
 
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