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    Maybe you are just not normal and won't ever know what it's like to never walk into doors. Sorry.
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    (Original post by claireestelle)
    Oh i see, so you misjudged the distance and hit your face on it
    Something like that.
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    (Original post by Anon_98)
    The real question is did you subconsciously apologise to the door afterwards? :nope:
    i do this alot! i'll apologise to everything!!!

    i walked into a table once on the way to hand my teacher some work- said sorry to the table and the teacher- everyone laughed :cry2:
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    (Original post by DontSweatIt)
    Is this a metaphorical door in your life?
    I wish. Right now I do, at least.

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    the door was not really a door
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    it was a jar

    :getmecoat:
    Well, I think the impact jarred my face bones, so close enough. :yep:
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    Something like that.
    I feel your pain, ideally the world would have as little doors as possible in my mind.
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    (Original post by Vicky628)
    Walk around with your arms outstretched like a zombie. Simple
    i can just imagine someone, walking around, swinging their arms around viciously to avoid walking into things, like flapping them about violently :rofl:
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    (Original post by Legendary Quest)
    Maybe you are just not normal and won't ever know what it's like to never walk into doors. Sorry.
    I kind of knew that, but nope, I don't want to accept it! :bawling: How am I gonna get through uni afterwards or anything if I can't stop doing this? :cry2:
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    I wish. Right now I do, at least.



    Well, I think the impact jarred my face bones, so close enough. :yep:
    Doors are just another obstacle to overcome. Mentally believe it, and so it will be. - blue pill talk.
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    (Original post by claireestelle)
    I feel your pain, ideally the world would have as little doors as possible in my mind.
    But I like doors.. when they don't have a personal vendetta against me to cause me as much pain as possible..
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    (Original post by DontSweatIt)
    Doors are just another obstacle to overcome. Mentally believe it, and so it will be. - blue pill talk.
    Nope, it'll never happen. :emo:
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    But I like doors.. when they don't have a personal vendetta against me to cause me as much pain as possible..
    I see, doors and i have never been friends, they're almost as bad as my nemeis sharp corners and shoelaces.
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    Can anybody teach me how to be a normal human being? :sigh:
    Define normal.
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    Dw I do things like that to.
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    (Original post by claireestelle)
    I see, doors and i have never been friends, they're almost as bad as my nemeis sharp corners and shoelaces.
    Don't forget the furniture that has a grudge against pinky toes.. :afraid:

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    AND THE GLORY THE GLORY OF THE LORD!
    (Shall be revealed)
    Why did you have to remind me? Just another thing to lose hope over.. :emo:
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    (Original post by Mrs.Grey)
    Define normal.
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    Dw I do things like that to.
    Do you think I'm the type to know what normal is? :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    Don't forget the furniture that has a grudge against pinky toes.. :afraid:
    That furniture is incredibly evil, although i think my big toe seems to take more damage than my pinky.
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    Do you think I'm the type to know what normal is? :getmecoat:
    True :laugh: I'm joking but just breathe, it's alright. At least, you don't talk to yourself in front of a mirror hours on end (ok an exaggeration but I could) :getmecoat:
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    (Original post by claireestelle)
    That furniture is incredibly evil, although i think my big toe seems to take more damage than my pinky.
    I don't even know how.. :eek4:

    Can't forget about tripping up stairs and tripping over nothing, right? :hide:
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    (Original post by TheOtherSide.)
    I don't even know how.. :eek4:

    Can't forget about tripping up stairs and tripping over nothing, right? :hide:
    You're starting to sound like my twin when it comes to clumsiness, i fall over air quite a lot, luckyily there arent many stairs in my life. I bet your brain does something cool to make up for it making your fall over though.
 
 
 
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