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My boyfriend doesnt give me good d watch

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    (Original post by Pterofyre)
    If it's that much of an issue then you don't 'love' him.

    Alternatively there are *ahem* extenders you can strap on which accentuate the uhh, length.
    For **** sake, as a guy, I'd rather spend eternity single than have a girl ask me to wear an 'extender'... Jesus Christ. OP, that's not the answer. Ever. Don't even suggest it to the guy.
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    Why not?
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    I'm struggling... Surely if the guy is that bad she'd be working with him to fix the issue... Given that a pinky could physically satisfy a girl if used right, there's clearly nothing wrong with the length or* girth of his ****. Wouldn't it make more sense to spend a night working this out than moaning under an anonymous umbrella on TSR to majority high school students/freshers about how she doesn't want to go elsewhere but it's increasingly difficult?

    My advice, OP? Teach him what you want in terms of foreplay. Work with him until he's the master of it. And when it comes time for sex? Foreplay - enjoy his mouth - have sex. Job done. If you want slapped about and spat on, tell him. If you want gently* kissed and for him to cry when he's finished, tell him. And realize that good chemistry takes two - if he's not doing it for you, believe me it's extremely likely that you're not doing it for him either.
    What he said.

    Its a bit explicit for TSR.
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    (Original post by pmc:producer)
    For **** sake, as a guy, I'd rather spend eternity single than have a girl ask me to wear an 'extender'... Jesus Christ. OP, that's not the answer. Ever. Don't even suggest it to the guy.
    lol chill, some people like a huge knob. Or the feel of one.

    However from one guy to another, lighten the fck up.
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    Nobody here is going to give you good D.
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    (Original post by Pterofyre)
    lol chill, some people like a huge knob. Or the feel of one.

    However from one guy to another, lighten the fck up.


    Lighten up? I'm perfectly fine... I think it's odd a guy would even know about an 'extender'? From one guy to another; follow my advice about foreplay and communication from my earlier post and leave your extender in the bottom drawer. I guarantee you that your Mrs thinks it's weird, and so will her friends. Sicko.
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    Does he go down on u ???
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    (Original post by pmc:producer)
    Lighten up? I'm perfectly fine... I think it's odd a guy would even know about an 'extender'? From one guy to another; follow my advice about foreplay and communication from my earlier post and leave your extender in the bottom drawer. I guarantee you that your Mrs thinks it's weird, and so will her friends. Sicko.
    For the record it should be fairly obvious why a guy would know about extenders. Homosexual tendencies and all that.. :-)

    But for the record, I'm not condoning what you said, I'm just pointing out some people like huge things shoved in them, and those attachable extenders can solve that.

    That's all! (before I'm jumped down again?!)
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    (Original post by Pterofyre)
    For the record it should be fairly obvious why a guy would know about extenders. Homosexual tendencies and all that.. :-)

    But for the record, I'm not condoning what you said, I'm just pointing out some people like huge things shoved in them, and those attachable extenders can solve that.

    That's all! (before I'm jumped down again?!)
    Ive never heard of an extender before.

    Think its just you mate. Whatever floats your boat
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    Ive never heard of an extender before.

    Think its just you mate. Whatever floats your boat
    I'm sure if you googled 'extender sleeves' you'll know.

    But hey, I don't expect straight men to know about these things.
    In homo land, they're actually quite a common thing.
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    (Original post by Pterofyre)
    I'm sure if you googled 'extender sleeves' you'll know.

    But hey, I don't expect straight men to know about these things.
    In homo land, they're actually quite a common thing.
    I really dont need one.
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    I really dont need one.
    Good for you.
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    (Original post by Pterofyre)
    Good for you.
    And you :sexface:
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    http://65.media.tumblr.com/1fc38dc1a...aNN1riclav.gif

    yo why am i even awake?
    better question, why tf am i on tsr when i'm awake?
    *sprays blessed soda on your souls*
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    And you :sexface:
    +1

    ha.
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    And you :sexface:
    Twisted mf
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    Twisted mf
    Cmon you know im your favourite
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    (Original post by pmc:producer)
    For **** sake, as a guy, I'd rather spend eternity single than have a girl ask me to wear an 'extender'... Jesus Christ. OP, that's not the answer. Ever. Don't even suggest it to the guy.
    Hahahahahahah :rofl:
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    Yeah but is a good guy with a bad d worth risking dating a bad guy with a good d.
    What is a "bad" and "good" d?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Everything about our relationship is perfect besides the bedroom department. I have tried to adjust his techniques and tell him what I like but it just went from bad to ok. I don't want to get d behind his back just to satisfy myself because that would be a dickish thing to do but its not like he can just grow a new **** that satisfies more?
    This is just incredibly tragic! I cannot think of anything worse that is occurring in this world right now. I have no advice, but good luck with finding a solution to your tragedy!
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Everything about our relationship is perfect besides the bedroom department. I have tried to adjust his techniques and tell him what I like but it just went from bad to ok. I don't want to get d behind his back just to satisfy myself because that would be a dickish thing to do but its not like he can just grow a new **** that satisfies more?
    There's nothing you can do about it. Unless, you pay for his operation...
 
 
 
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