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    Most common answer at this point is usually "pics or it didn't happen" lol.
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    I seen my dads penis the other day full on and we just pretend it never happened.
    You cannot be serious?

    And how did you find yourself in that situation?
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    (Original post by Yafooly)
    Okay okay okay!!!!

    Where do I begin.

    I went to pay my grandma a visit, when she randomly popped upstairs without my know how, so I felt the need to use the loo, so I quickly made a dash upstairs, and something totally unbeknown happened that will potentially leave me mentally scared for the rest of eternity even in my grave!!!

    She left the door wide open and was doing a number 2 right in front of me, it was horrendous like a sick twisted punishment from god himself. So I gasped at the sight of what can only be described as a ripped tennis ball with hair AKA her vay jay jay.:ahhhhh::bawling:

    We looked at each other as if judgement day had arrived.

    I quickly popped my jacket and left without muttering a word.

    How do I delete this calamity HOW HOOOOOW?
    .....Wut
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    (Original post by Yafooly)
    You cannot be serious?

    And how did you find yourself in that situation?
    And a couple years ago, he saw me butt naked in my washroom. I have my own washroom in my bedroom and I didn't close the washroom door , so when he opened my bedroom door boom I was right there in his facE naked.


    I was watching t.v in his bedroom he didn't know and walked out of his washroom naked.- that's how I saw him naked.

    What was your grandmas reaction?
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    (Original post by That Bearded Man)
    Most common answer at this point is usually "pics or it didn't happen" lol.
    Are you being serious?

    You'd relish seeing a 76 yr old mouldy vajayay
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    And a couple years ago, he saw me butt naked in my washroom. I have my own washroom in my bedroom and I didn't close the washroom door , so when he opened my bedroom door boom I was right there in his facE naked.


    I was watching t.v in his bedroom he didn't know and walked out of his washroom naked.- that's how I saw him naked.

    What was your grandmas reaction?
    Sooooo you just brushed it off like it was nothing?

    Well mine was mortified!

    We British aren't as nonchalant as you Canadians about seeing the anatomy of a family member just dangling there.

    It's quite disturbing!
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    (Original post by BirdIsWord)
    Are you 12? lol
    hehe xd
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    (Original post by Snooppuppy420)
    hehe xd
    cucked by nazi mods xd they remind me of meteos
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    (Original post by Yafooly)
    Sooooo you just brushed it off like it was nothing?

    Well mine was mortified!

    We British aren't as nonchalant as you Canadians about seeing the anatomy of a family member just dangling there.

    It's quite disturbing!
    What else could I have done? Tbh I was in so much shocK everything went blurry so I can't even remember thank god.
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    What else could I have done? Tbh I was in so much shocK everything went blurry so I can't even remember thank god.
    You could have covered your eyes.
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    (Original post by Yafooly)
    Are you being serious?

    You'd relish seeing a 76 yr old mouldy vajayay
    Relish it? No. But in a lot of these threads that is quite a common phrase to see.

    And I assure you, it wouldn't be the first.

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    (Original post by Yafooly)
    You could have covered your eyes.
    I couldn't move I think I blanked out.
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    I couldn't move I think I blanked out.
    Sounds traumatising.:console:
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    (Original post by Yafooly)
    Sounds traumatising.:console:
    You think we're gonna be ok?
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    You think we're gonna be ok?
    Lol why are you asking me?:lol:

    To be honest, whenever you both encounter each other, that vision might pop up like a bad nightmare.
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    (Original post by Yafooly)
    Okay okay okay!!!!

    Where do I begin.

    I went to pay my grandma a visit, when she randomly popped upstairs without my know how, so I felt the need to use the loo, so I quickly made a dash upstairs, and something totally unbeknown happened that will potentially leave me mentally scared for the rest of eternity even in my grave!!!

    She left the door wide open and was doing a number 2 right in front of me, it was horrendous like a sick twisted punishment from god himself. So I gasped at the sight of what can only be described as a ripped tennis ball with hair AKA her vay jay jay.:ahhhhh::bawling:

    We looked at each other as if judgement day had arrived.

    I quickly popped my jacket and left without muttering a word.

    How do I delete this calamity HOW HOOOOOW?

    I don't want to get old!
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    (Original post by TheonlyMrsHolmes)
    I don't want to get old!
    Don't be silly, old age is inevitable.

    But as much as I love my grandma, I have to admit she obviously abused her vajajay.:sigh:
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    (Original post by loveleest)
    Lmafo...
    I can't take you seriously, it made a laugh a bit, but it was cringe...so like 5/10
    Get out of my thread!

    Did I ask you to give my thread a personal rating?

    Keep your 5. About it made you cringe.
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    You think we're gonna be ok?
    Oh you mean me and you.:facepalm:

    Yes of course, nao se preocupe I am sure we can find a way.:sexface:
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    (Original post by Yafooly)
    Get out of my thread!

    Did I ask you to give my thread a personal rating?

    Keep your 5. About it made you cringe.
    Why are you so angry for?:toofunny:
    And I don't think 5 is that bad tbh.
 
 
 
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