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    why do i have to convert to judaism If I want to live there?
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    (Original post by Xelfrost)
    Implying we didn't come up with it first and that I-soc isn't just a Mossad false flagging group :^)
    Shhhh they weren't supposed to know!

    (Original post by ManThatCan)
    I am Christian so guess I aint invited

    Unless you convert, then you aren't covered by the Law of Return that gives all Jews the right to Israeli citizenship and land. However, you might have Jewish ancestry which is quite common in Europe - this could allow you. Alternatively, you could marry a lovely Jewish girl and gain residency that way.

    (Original post by DaveThe2nd)
    All them Secret societies were created by the Roman Catholic Church.

    Catholicism is a Roman Babylonian Religion of control.
    Actually, the Jews came before Christians. Obviously, this means that Christianity as a religion is secretly a Jewish scheme to control the world.


    (Original post by mercuryman)
    why do i have to convert to judaism If I want to live there?
    You can be any religion to live there, it's just much easier to move and gain citizenship if you convert.
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    Shhhh they weren't supposed to know!




    Unless you convert, then you aren't covered by the Law of Return that gives all Jews the right to Israeli citizenship and land. However, you might have Jewish ancestry which is quite common in Europe - this could allow you. Alternatively, you could marry a lovely Jewish girl and gain residency that way.



    Actually, the Jews came before Christians. Obviously, this means that Christianity as a religion is secretly a Jewish scheme to control the world.




    You can be any religion to live there, it's just much easier to move and gain citizenship if you convert.
    You dont even know that Catholicism isnt Christianity lol, its baal sun/moon worship,

    Proof: http://www.end-times-prophecy.org/ro...eucharist.html
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    Shhhh they weren't supposed to know!




    Unless you convert, then you aren't covered by the Law of Return that gives all Jews the right to Israeli citizenship and land. However, you might have Jewish ancestry which is quite common in Europe - this could allow you. Alternatively, you could marry a lovely Jewish girl and gain residency that way.



    Actually, the Jews came before Christians. Obviously, this means that Christianity as a religion is secretly a Jewish scheme to control the world.




    You can be any religion to live there, it's just much easier to move and gain citizenship if you convert.
    Can I marry you?
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    Why ?I want to be able to live in my own home without rockets from Gaza being fired at my house.
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    Shhhh they weren't supposed to know!
    If anyone asks, the Palestinians did it.
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    Israel basically has all the things that Jews in the West have fought hard to prevent white countries from having: an extremely strict attitude towards immigration, a strong sense of ethnic/racial identity, a shared culture untouched by multiculturalism, a refusal to accept refugees, laws restricting inter-racial marriage, and a large wall to keep foreigners out.
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    (Original post by poohat)
    Israel basically has all the things that Jews in the West have fought hard to prevent white countries from having: an extremely strict attitude towards immigration, a strong sense of ethnic/racial identity, a shared culture untouched by multiculturalism, a refusal to accept refugees, laws restricting inter-racial marriage, and a large wall to keep foreigners out.
    If it helps a lot of normal Jews disagree with these Liberal High-up Jews that spout the kind of rhetoric you're referring too. A lot of us just don't care for that kind of nonsense, it's just the ones that do are in high up positions. The Israeli's are a good example of this. They're hard working, straight talking people that don't have time for the political nonsense you get in the west.
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    (Original post by DaveThe2nd)
    Can I marry you?
    Minimum requirements for this are:
    - At least 10th Prestige on cod
    - Strong memes

    - Lots of gold

    (Original post by Kadak)
    Why ?I want to be able to live in my own home without rockets from Gaza being fired at my house.

    Iron Dome prevents almost all rockets from hitting human settlements. All houses also have bomb-proof biochemical warfare shelters so you're fine. More likely to be involved in a mass shooting in the USA or Europe.

    (Original post by poohat)
    Israel basically has all the things that Jews in the West have fought hard to prevent white countries from having: an extremely strict attitude towards immigration, a strong sense of ethnic/racial identity, a shared culture untouched by multiculturalism, a refusal to accept refugees, laws restricting inter-racial marriage, and a large wall to keep foreigners out.
    Do you only come out late at night?
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    We have:
    - 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
    - Low crime rate
    - Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
    - Speak English
    - National service (so much fun!)
    - Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
    - Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
    - A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
    - Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
    - Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
    - Great access to new technologies because they're made here

    Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

    All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
    Come to the Holy Land today!
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    You even seen the way Christians and Muslims are treated there ? LMAO. No thanks, I'll pass.

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    OP sounds like something outta one of those really bad holiday brochures...
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    We have:
    - 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
    - Low crime rate
    - Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
    - Speak English
    - National service (so much fun!)
    - Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
    - Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
    - A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
    - Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
    - Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
    - Great access to new technologies because they're made here

    Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

    All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
    Come to the Holy Land today!
    Killing innocent Palestinians and shutting off their water supply is pretty criminal imo
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    Would love to meet regular every day Jews but moving to I town would be hard due to 1- my colour 2- my religion 3-moral responsibility 4-don't wanna oppress people and live in illegal settlements 5-cba 6-potato 7-tomato 8-Bob the builder
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    We have:
    - 4th most efficient healthcare in the world (Bloomburg)
    - Low crime rate
    - Socialised healthcare that isn't changing (So no complaining about privatisation)
    - Speak English
    - National service (so much fun!)
    - Sunny beaches with lovely warm Med (much better than glum English beaches)
    - Superb range of tourist destinations - including Europe and Asia in easy access
    - A high GDP and relatively low cost of living
    - Protection from international conspiracies/illuminati (Because Israel is behind them all anyway )
    - Elections are based on proportional representation (So no more 'buuut Tories only won 33% of vote!'
    - Great access to new technologies because they're made here

    Sure, the UN, Human Rights groups, and several Islamic countries really don't like us - but who cares? Uncle Sam sure doesn't!

    All you have to do is convert to Judaism - so what are you waiting for?
    Come to the Holy Land today!
    I didn't know you actually had to convert to Judaism. I wanted to at one point though.
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    (Original post by PrincessZara)
    You even seen the way Christians and Muslims are treated there ? LMAO. No thanks, I'll pass.
    The Jews in the video are ultra-orthodox. No one really likes them because they're boring af from not doing service. Besides, I know you're really sad about Brexit - so why not come and try to change things?

    (Original post by rolla01)
    Killing innocent Palestinians and shutting off their water supply is pretty criminal imo
    Boring! The water supply thing got debunked ages ago as a burst pipe which affected anyone living in the area, including Israelis.
    Yes, it's sad innocent Palestinians die but let's not play into Hamas' game and think Israel acts with a state-sponsored agenda of solely killing civillans.
    As I've previously said, the best way for you to make a difference is to come on over!

    (Original post by Tootles)
    I didn't know you actually had to convert to Judaism. I wanted to at one point though.
    You don't have to, it's just the law allows any Jew to get citizenship quite easily. There are plenty of other legal ways to do so
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    I'll pass
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    Tel Aviv has the highest concentration of sushi restaurants outside of Japan.
    Might as well come over on that alone.
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    (Original post by TelAviv)
    You don't have to, it's just the law allows any Jew to get citizenship quite easily. There are plenty of other legal ways to do so
    I have Jewish ancestors, does that count? :puppyeyes:

    (Not on my mother's side though, it was my father's paternal grandfather)
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    It's really sad how you're taking advantage of people who are mad because the voting didn't come up the way they wanted. Actually about the things you listed, all of them are tempting obviously but haven't ever crossed your mind that their is a quote that says "It's too good to be real" so yeah people before you make any horrific decision, please look up on the Internet, you'll see many resources which I believe are not biased

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