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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    *calling RSPCA*
    "Hello this is Mollusc Line... please take your time "
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    (Original post by iEthan)
    Daily Mail headline tomorrow: THE STUDENT ROOM PLOT THICKENS: CUTE CAT DISCUSSION TURNS TO ANIMAL ABUSE — RSPCA CALLED?
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    (Original post by the bear)
    "Hello this is Mollusc Line... please take your time "
    Hahahahahahahaha*
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    That is awesome. I hope that cat isnt French
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    "and he put the snail where ? are you sure honey ?"
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    (Original post by the bear)
    "Hello this is Mollusc Line... please take your time "
    ... please hold and we shell answer your call as soon as we can....
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    I was expecting the cat to eat it
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    ... please hold and we shell answer your call as soon as we can....
    :five:

    "please press 1 for limpets, mussels and winkles

    2 for whelks

    3 for slugs and snails

    please hold for anything else. "*
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    (Original post by the bear)
    :five:

    "please press 1 for limpets, mussels and winkles

    2 for whelks

    3 for slugs and snails

    please hold for anything else. "*
    You have chosen 1, limpets... there are currently 145 people in the queue in front of you... please hang on....
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    (Original post by ManDontCare)
    Lmao keem, I'm glad I wasn't the only one that thought that that joke absolutely sucked
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    (Original post by Puddles the Monkey)
    You have chosen 1, limpets... there are currently 145 people in the queue in front of you... please hang on....
    Whelkcome to Mollusc Line. your call is very important to us; we are currently experiencing a high volume of calls.
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    (Original post by Captain Jack)
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    It ends up on his head!

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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    It ends up on his head!

    Omg haha brilliant!
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    (Original post by hezzlington)
    It ends up on his head!

    It's not got the most exciting of plots, this film, has it?
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    (Original post by Carnationlilyrose)
    It's not got the most exciting of plots, this film, has it?
    We didn't see the same film, then.

    :grumble:
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    thank you for this wonderful video
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    I'm confused about why this thread exists but am still pleased it does
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    Beautiful babies! <3
 
 
 
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