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    I don't think that dish is a good choice, you look like you should avoid carbs and anything that isn't water. really.
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    (Original post by Kvothe the arcane)
    Just do what a few guys ago did and ask "have you ever been raped before?" while in bed.
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    (Original post by PugDevil)
    Not sure why but this made me laugh more than it should of There is nothing wrong with TSR!
    Unless you're on TSR on your phone during the date lol.

    "Can you hang on a moment please, someone just quoted me on TSR..."
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    "How much money do you have in your bank account?"
    "I want us to have 5 kids, what do you think?"
    "I don't think my parents would approve of you, which is sad"
    "Don't you feel privileged to be out with someone way out of your league? Am I not just making your day?" (Chick on First Dates said that btw).
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    "er i don't think i'm straight anymore. sorry for the inconvenience."
    "holyshit theres a rattata nearby. BRB"
    "i have a foot fetish"
    "i'll send you nudes later but i have to ask my mum for permission first"
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    and this one is my *** face
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    (Original post by Retired_Messiah)
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    My expression also. I left soon after.
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    "I voted Leave"

    Job done!

    I didn't; I can't even vote yet!
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    (Original post by SummerStrawberry)
    "I voted Leave"

    Job done!

    I didn't; I can't even vote yet!
    Good job you can't with that bigotry
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    you look a bit like Theresa May :hubba:
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    i love you.
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    "Oops... I forgot my wallet!"

    "Right, I'm going for a shyte - watch my pint, would you?"

    "This is a personal question, but will you be shagging tonight? I will be, for the record."
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    (Original post by PugDevil)
    You're on a first date with someone having met them online, but things just aren't going as planned. You aren't attracted to them whatsoever, despite what their profile picture looked like. It's time to get out.

    Think up mischievous things that you could tell your date to get out of the situation ASAP.

    For example:

    "I've already dated your sister."

    Don't think that would go down too well.
    How much for the night?
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    'So now that you're dating me we should get married, right?'
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    'I think that hitler was one of the best prime ministers we have ever had, don't ya think?'
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    I don't even need a sentence, just my face
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    (Original post by Spock's Socks)
    "I'm not a cat person"

    That would be game over for me

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    I'm beginning to see a pattern emerge with your posts.. :grin: :lol:
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    just order a dirty pint
    that will do the trick
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    Can we make this quick cause my boyfriend is waiting outside
    Omfg :rofl: that's so blunt

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    "I want to know what your head looks like on a stick."
 
 
 
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