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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    Only because I was writing a longer post than you and was impeded by a riderless horse
    that old chestnut. *
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    There once was a young lad from Leicester
    Saw a horse and tried to molest her
    his ultimate goal
    was to f**k the poor foal
    A squalid equine sex pest (ugh!)
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    (Original post by chazwomaq)
    There once was a young lad from Leicester
    Saw a horse and tried to molest her
    his ultimate goal
    was to f**k the poor foal
    A squalid equine sex pest (ugh!)
    Sigh.

    A poetical chappy, as usual,
    Was wont to point out that the use you’ll
    Get from a rhyme
    Depends all the time
    On scansion; the metre is crucial.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    On scansion; the metre is crucial.
    There once was a young lad from Leicester
    Saw a horse and then tried to molest her
    his ultimate goal
    was to f**k the poor foal
    A scandalous equine sex pest (ugh!)
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    (Original post by the bear)
    http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/18/boy-16...-jail-6014507/

    the defendant's lawyer said:

    *‘He has a stable family structure at home ....
    wtf
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    why people are so desperate arghhhhh
    at least leave animals alone :mad2:
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    (Original post by chazwomaq)
    There once was a young lad from Leicester
    Saw a horse and tried to molest her
    his ultimate goal
    was to f**k the poor foal
    A squalid equine sex pest (ugh!)
    7/10... needs a few tweaks *

    There was a young pervert from Leicester
    Who signed up as a pony molester;
    his ultimate goal was to f**k some poor foal;
    He's a squalid youth equine sex pest (ugh!)
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    (Original post by the bear)
    7/10... needs a few tweaks *

    There was a young pervert from Leicester
    Who signed up as a pony molester;
    his ultimate goal was to f**k some poor foal;
    He's a squalid youth equine sex pest (ugh!)
    Thanks Bear. You can be my editor when I publish my collected limericks.
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    (Original post by chazwomaq)
    Thanks Bear. You can be my editor when I publish my collected limericks.
    you & Bloke should join forces. *
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    (Original post by the bear)
    you & Bloke should join forces. *
    Call me Good. I feel we are closer than last name terms.
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    (Original post by Good bloke)
    Call me Good. I feel we are closer than last name terms.
    sure... you are a pal; looser forms of address are in order

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    (Original post by the bear)
    sure... you are a pal; looser forms of address are in order

    :teehee: *
    Thanks, Brother The.
 
 
 
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