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    (Original post by Atlas Thugged)
    They make an awful mess if they get on the bed when wet.
    At least pussies are self-cleaning.

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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    At least pussies are self-cleaning.

    Yeah but the hair can become a real issue when you're trying to stroke her.
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    (Original post by generallee)
    The Guardian Media Group lost £173 million last year.

    The Daily Mail Group is profitable, as well as being the world's biggest news site with over 45 million unique users.

    (Oh and they swung Bexit with all their immigration stories. )

    So on an empirical basis, judged by financial success, readership and influence, I am afraid the Mail wins, Guardianistas......
    I never knew this...thank you for this nugget of knowledge dear sir. I salute you

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    (Original post by Atlas Thugged)
    Yeah but the hair can become a real issue when you're trying to stroke her.
    Pussies don't have to have hair...

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    The daily mail. A really comprehensive newspaper that is surprisingly detailed with a brilliant business section and common sense opinions.
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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    Pussies don't have to have hair...

    Looks a bit wrinkly, are you sure that's normal? :innocent:
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    is this even a question?? who the fu*k reads the daily mail
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    (Original post by Atlas Thugged)
    Looks a bit wrinkly, are you sure that's normal? :innocent:
    Pussies come in all forms.

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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    Pussies come in all forms.

    I quite like the meaty ones I must say.
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    (Original post by Atlas Thugged)
    I quite like the meaty ones I must say.
    STOP OBJECTIFYING PUSSIES, YOU SEXIST PIG!

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    HAHAHAHHAHAHA Guardian, that left wing, feminazi loving sack of **** that don't report migrant/refugee mass rapes but instead focus on the odd right wing attack....
    Great choice.
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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    STOP OBJECTIFYING PUSSIES, YOU SEXIST PIG!

    My first one came from Europe
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    (Original post by Atlas Thugged)
    My first one came from Europe
    WHITE PRIVILEGE!

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    (Original post by 34908seikj)
    Dailymail is for peasants and the guardian is for plebs.
    It's all about The Times
    Oh The Times - you mean the paper owned by the same people who create the The Rag...oh autocorrect...The Sun.

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    (Original post by KatieBlogger)
    Oh The Times - you mean the paper owned by the same people who create the The Rag...oh autocorrect...The Sun.

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    Don't you dare hate on The Sun. Page 3 is life.
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    (Original post by F.Nietzsche)
    WHITE PRIVILEGE!

    Surprisingly relevant actually :teehee:
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    Daily mail every news outlet is biased and the comments are better.
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    I prefer the Telegraph, Independent & the BBC website personally but if I had to choose between them it'd be the Daily Mail.
    At least the DM's bias is so overt it's rather amusing. The Guardian feels like it's trying to be more upmarket than it actually is.
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    I'm sorry, but Russia Today is the best source to get your news.

    If I had to read a newspaper it'd be the Telegraph.

    If I had to choose between the Mail and the Guardian, I'd choose the Guardian online because their readers (judging by the comments) don't agree with a word the writers say in their opinion pieces. It can be a good laugh making fun of blue-haired feminists.
 
 
 
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