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    (Original post by Atlas Thugged)
    If you were doing your job, you would be giving her something hard and bony right back.
    Watch out, we have a hard man over here!
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    (Original post by Marshall Taylor)
    Watch out, we have a hard man over here!
    :teehee:
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    (Original post by Atlas [i)
    Thug[/i]ged;66708140]:teehee:
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    (Original post by Polar2806)
    My legs ache so much after she sits on my lap. The pain is so intense like a sharp metal object is being pressed on me. What should i do the next time she wants to sit on my lap and should i tell her?. Every other part of her body is normal, she just seems to have less layers of skin on her butt.
    Thanks in advance
    :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny: :toofunny:
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    Is this a bait thread? If so, 10/10 OP. I actually chuckled.

    But the banter will be ruined when the tumblr users flood in
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    (Original post by Polar2806)
    My legs ache so much after she sits on my lap. The pain is so intense like a sharp metal object is being pressed on me. What should i do the next time she wants to sit on my lap and should i tell her?. Every other part of her body is normal, she just seems to have less layers of skin on her butt.
    Thanks in advance
    Just tell her she has a bony but and needs to either get off, or put a cushion on your lap first. Take it from a girl, she will hear it as "you are skinny" so she won't be offended.
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    (Original post by hellodave5)
    Get a cheeseburger prescription?
    Lmaoooooooooooo that was so stupid.
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    (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
    don't be mean. fat is beautiful.
    OMG its not "fat" you racist, it is "horizontally challenged"!
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    Lol dead 😂
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    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
    At least she cant suffocate you with her butt
    That's the whole purpose of life though

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    At least you have a girlfriend.
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    Put a cushion on your laps each time she sits on you

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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    OMG its not "fat" you racist, it is "horizontally challenged"!
    Urm, "challenged"? What next, "disabled"? Bigot. She is a strong beautiful woman capable of anything she puts her mind to.
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    (Original post by xobeauty)
    Lmaoooooooooooo that was so stupid.
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    (Original post by 13 1 20 8 42)
    Urm, "challenged"? What next, "disabled"? Bigot. She is a strong beautiful woman capable of anything she puts her mind to.
    OMG how dare you assume ze is a woman! Have you even asked what gender ze identifies as?!
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    Take her to kfc
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    (Original post by sameehaiqbal)
    Take her to kfc
    Can confirm KFC works.

    It's why my ass is bigger than most girls I know.
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    Telling her to do squat exercises and eat good is the answer OP
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    (Original post by Naveed-7)
    Telling her to do squat exercises and eat good is the answer OP
    Don't squats ruin yer nees?
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    (Original post by Mathemagicien)
    Don't squats ruin yer nees?
    Nope. Many people including girls squat with a do-able weight and they do not get bad knees.
 
 
 
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