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    (Original post by Bezoar)
    Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
    My chemistry lecturer in a nutshell
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    (Original post by S1939)
    SAD!!!! One other sad thing is how this 14 year old has objectified girls already.
    He never objectified women.
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    Obviously you don't if you still feel the need to censor the word 'sex' with an asterisk in 2016
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    joking lol
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    (Original post by GUMI)
    I'm 14, nearly 15 and I can't stop wanting sex. I'm a girl.
    You want to do a sex?
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    (Original post by Bezoar)
    Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
    Draught of Living Death of course...
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    (Original post by Bezoar)
    Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
    They make sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the Draught of Living Death.
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    (Original post by PHD2027)
    They make sleeping potion so powerful it is known as the Draught of Living Death.
    Kind of already answered that one pal....
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    (Original post by MutlohJ)
    Kind of already answered that one pal....
    well, ****.
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    (Original post by S1939)
    SAD!!!! One other sad thing is how this 14 year old has objectified girls already.
    What? How? How has he objectified girls already?

    You've been ridiculous, and I hope you know it.
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    All boys your age are in the same position. just use your hand.
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    (Original post by X7_lewis)
    I'm 14, nearly 15 and I can't stop wanting sex. Help. I'm a boy
    Go to a Catholic Church and I'm sure they'll give you a warm salty welcome - literally! They love young boys.


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    If you save your pocket money you can buy a nice pair of plump silk pillows* from John Lewis (or Amazon no doubt)

    Just place them side by side in your bed-preferably with clean sheets and having showered-and it will feel like you're in bed with two women.


    ( NB I advise replacing them every 6 weeks if you can afford it)


    Alternatively just buy silk pillow cases and big firm pillows if it works out cheaper
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    I'm actually a YouTuber KSI I made this account to see ur reaction lollllll
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    (Original post by UWS)
    So you come to TSR to look for it.

    Okay.
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