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    (Original post by Lord Gaben)
    Are you Google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.
    Searching for a... search engine?
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    "Hello, I am 220. Are you 284?"
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    (Original post by ColossalAtom)
    "Hello, I am 220. Are you 284?"
    That would go over 99% of the girl's heads on there.
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    Depends on the girl. I have to adapt.

    something like:
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    (Original post by Ella-keturah)
    I'd like to spank you with a shatter proof ruler
    Would get me blocked before I finish one round of a krebs cycle.
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    (Original post by mercuryman)
    Depends on the girl. I have to adapt.

    something like:
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    Would get me blocked before I finish one round of a krebs cycle.
    Haha the guys I sent it to found it amusing.
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    (Original post by Ella-keturah)
    Haha the guys I sent it to found it amusing.
    Guys don't get put off as easily as girls do
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    OP presuming I get matches.... #foreveralone
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    (Original post by DanB1991)
    OP presuming I get matches.... #foreveralone
    No worries, it's their loss, not yours.
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    (Original post by eden3)
    "I wanna go DEEP insiiiiiiiiiiiiideeee"

    can I get an AMEEEN from Pastor Gainz
    Ayymeneenennnnennnnn brotha!!

    Id lead with the hodgetwins matin cawl... yyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hhhhhuuhhuuuuhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhuuuh hhhhhhhhhhhh......
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    ''Can I be forward with you?''

    >sure hehehe xx

    ''I wanna strip down and have you up against the wall''
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    (Original post by Brahmin of Booty)
    ''Can I be forward with you?''

    >sure hehehe xx

    ''I wanna strip down and have you up against the wall''
    So, did you re-decorate their interior?
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    (Original post by Profesh)
    So, did you re-decorate their interior?
    No but I did clean out their pipework.
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    "****, I thought this was Grindr"
 
 
 
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