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    Oh yeah, me too, it's just I call everything evening! ...even when it clearly isn't
    Haha okayy

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    Haha okayy

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    It is I think so yes
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    It's really freaking me out, how should I defend myself? I have two options, run outside and beat them with my guitar, or drop my television on their head... how should I play this TSR?????????????
    firstly, you'd break your guitar before you break the intruder's bones, secondly, if you throw a tv you'd either miss or they would dodge it or both. Best thing to use is a baseball bat or a wooden spoon. Ask the intruder why they are shining a torch at your house, if you didn't like their answer then beat them up with the wooden spoon or baseball bat.
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    firstly, you'd break your guitar before you break the intruder's bones, secondly, if you throw a tv you'd either miss or they would dodge it or both. Best thing to use is a baseball bat or a wooden spoon. Ask the intruder why they are shining a torch at your house, if you didn't like their answer then beat them up with the wooden spoon or baseball bat.
    I don't have a baseball bat or a wooden spoon (), I guess I could use my tranquilliser gun, well could've, the deed is done now...
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    I don't have a baseball bat or a wooden spoon (), I guess I could use my tranquilliser gun, well could've, the deed is done now...
    Dissolve the body in Hydroflauric Acid, Breaking Bad style
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    Dissolve the body in Hydroflauric Acid, Breaking Bad style
    I seem to remember that going badly... anyway, that's no way to treat one's own mother! I think I'm just gonna burn the house down with us both inside tbh...
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    I seem to remember that going badly... anyway, that's no way to treat one's own mother! I think I'm just gonna burn the house down with us both inside tbh...
    I think ur drunk

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    I think ur drunk

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    Drunk in love
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    (Original post by John55)
    Drunk in love
    Lol love with who

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    Lol love with who

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    Freedom
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    Freedom
    Lol get some sleep

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    Lol get some sleep

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    I'll sleep with one eye open
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    I'll sleep with one eye open
    Yeah right

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    Yeah right

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    haters gon hate
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    (Original post by Kwame502)
    Beat them with the guitar
    And use a cool one-liner like "get ready to face the music"
    Oh my gosh :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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    haters gon hate
    I aint no haterrr

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    I aint no haterrr

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    prove it
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    prove it
    Lol How

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    Lol How

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    I don't know I'm not the prove it police
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    I don't know I'm not the prove it police
    I can't really prove it can I

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