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    (Original post by Pinkberry_y)
    They're not really valuing their goods are they if they're selling themselves for only £1000
    Dear Pinkberry,

    You're female.


    Goodbye.

    (Original post by PrincessBO$$)
    Can u make a version for straight women?

    Thanks,
    Weirdo
    Dear Abdia,

    I shall try to.

    Your superior leader,

    Curious.

    (Original post by Betelgeuse-)
    Yeaaahhh but 1000 quid..? I would just get a job even a *****y job than relinquish the sanctity of my holy poop pipe
    Mr Geuse,

    You have a job, but you're behind on rent and about to be kicked out of your shithole of an apartment in Tower Hamlets (or somewhere equally *****y).


    Forever yours,

    Curious.
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    That must hurt Its like having a rod up ur ass :mmm:
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Dear Curious,

    The matter at hand had come to pass not through lack of food; rather, my nan's lack of cooking skills rendering the food inedible.

    Kindest regards

    WoodyMKC
    Dear Sir,

    I understood that and it is shown by my use of the phrase "lack of quality food" as opposed to "lack of food".
    Please read more carefully next time.


    Best wishes,

    Curious.
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    (Original post by Electrospective)
    Mr Geuse,

    You have a job, but you're behind on rent and about to be kicked out of your shithole of an apartment in Tower Hamlets (or somewhere equally *****y).


    Forever yours,

    Curious.
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    I do not trust that YIKES this is soo scary to even think about

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    (Original post by Electrospective)
    Dear Sir,

    I understood that and it is shown by my use of the phrase "lack of quality food" as opposed to "lack of food".
    Please read more carefully next time.


    Best wishes,

    Curious.
    Dear Curious,

    The first sentence, then, is giving your post a completely different context to what you're trying to convey. Please proof-read before you post.

    Get ****ed,

    WoodyMKC
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Dear Curious,

    The first sentence, then, is giving your post a completely different context to what you're trying to convey. Please proof-read before you post.

    Get ****ed,

    WoodyMKC

    Dear WoodyMKC,

    Since you lack basic comprehension skills, I shall explain: I was implying that white people's food sucks.

    Lots of Love,

    Curious.
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    If I'm broke af then it's probably my fault I got there, so it's up to me to get myself out of that situation however way I wish. And I do not wish to suck a man off for a mere £1000.
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    (Original post by Electrospective)
    Dear WoodyMKC,

    Since you lack basic comprehension skills, I shall explain: I was implying that white people's food sucks.

    Lots of Love,

    Curious.
    Dear bell-end,

    I said her cooking is crap, not her choice of food to cook, so your implication made no sense.

    Yours sincerely

    Your dad
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Dear bell-end,

    I said her cooking is crap, not her choice of food to cook, so your implication made no sense.

    Yours sincerely

    Your dad
    Dear Mr.Can't Get It Up,

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    White people can't cook.

    Yours lovingly,


    Curious.
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    Unlike the women question, there is a niche market here, especially if the straight guy in question can do one of a number of 'looks' (suited, scally, etc etc) because there is a definite 'doing a straight guy' fantasy on the gay scene.

    They're most likely to get sucked than have to do anything receptive, and the money is very unlikely to be anything near £1k mind.
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    No, I'd rather be homeless.
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    (Original post by Electrospective)
    Dear Mr.Can't Get It Up,
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    White people can't cook.
    Yours lovingly,


    Curious.
    Dear weirdo-that-has-a-knob-as-their-avatar,

    The vast majority of the world's most successful chefs are white. Just sayin'.

    Yours eternally,

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    Would rather go to prison than take it up the bum.
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Dear weirdo-that-has-a-knob-as-their-avatar,

    The vast majority of the world's most successful chefs are white. Just sayin'.

    Yours eternally,

    WoodyMKC
    Dear Mr.NeedsAnEgoBoost,

    You must not live on Planet Earth™.


    Your Lord and Saviour,

    Curious.

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    Would rather go to prison than take it up the bum.
    Dear Sir MilkSheikh,

    Both scenarios end the same.
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    A banging headache and a sore bum.

    Regards,

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    (Original post by Electrospective)
    Dear Mr.NeedsAnEgoBoost,

    You must not live on Planet Earth™.


    Your Lord and Saviour,

    Curious.



    Dear Sir MilkSheikh,

    Both scenarios end the same.
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    A banging headache and a sore bum.
    Regards,

    Curious.
    Would rip a man's ballbags clean off if he shoved it anywhere near my nether regions, whether in or out of prison. Even if it would mean my death.
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    (Original post by SirMilkSheikh)
    Would rip a man's ballbags clean off if he shoved it anywhere near my nether regions, whether in or out of prison. Even if it would mean my death.
    Dear Mr. Sheikh,

    You could be up against more than one guy and unless you're Bruce Lee, RIP your anus.


    Warm Regards,

    Curious.
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    (Original post by hamza772000)
    That must hurt Its like having a rod up ur ass :mmm:
    It really doesn't have to hurt. Half the time, people don't practise properly and that's why it hurts.

    OP - as a gay man this doesn't really apply to me but I wouldn't do it the other way around for personal reasons, plus I doubt I'd be able to get erect and perform with a woman, regardless of the price.
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    (Original post by ivybridge)
    It really doesn't have to hurt. Half the time, people don't practise properly and that's why it hurts.

    OP - as a gay man this doesn't really apply to me but I wouldn't do it the other way around for personal reasons, plus I doubt I'd be able to get erect and perform with a woman, regardless of the price.
    Oh, ok well as a straight guy, to me it just sounds painful
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    (Original post by SirMilkSheikh)
    Would rather go to prison than take it up the bum.
    (Original post by SirMilkSheikh)
    Would rip a man's ballbags clean off if he shoved it anywhere near my nether regions, whether in or out of prison. Even if it would mean my death.
    You kind of really need to grow up, mate.

    And don't worry - 'rather go to prison' wouldn't really help you there.
 
 
 
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