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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    How did you work that one out?
    It's a joke m8.
    (Original post by InterventionalCT)
    ...what even? H didn't say he passed at 17. Most people don't pass at 17.
    I passed at 17, I think most people pass at 17 or 18. Alas, it was a joke mate.
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    (Original post by LDS16)
    I don't get it, you want to have sex with your sister?
    I am the supreme gentleman and no woman has ever shown interest in me. I dress nice, £400 sunglasses and girls don't notice them. If my sister allows me to fornicate I will. In this harsh reality any girl will be taken by me. I will treat them as I have dreamt. Even if it is my own sister.
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    (Original post by eden3)
    Yeah, because having a car entitles you to sex. That's all girls care about.

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    You know what he needs right...

    Yeahhhh you know womsayin

    YEeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aahhahhhh ...

    HE NEEDS SOME MO GAINSSSSSSS
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    elliot rodgers autobiography

    great read, would recommend
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    this is from eliot rodger's manifesto thing
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    (Original post by tomtjl)
    It's a joke m8.
    (Original post by tomtjl)
    I passed at 17, I think most people pass at 17 or 18. Alas, it was a joke mate.

    Shame it took you explaining it for us to get the joke then mate :rofl: You think wrong btw, I don't know many people who passed that young. Suppose it can depend on what area you're from though.
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    (Original post by eden3)
    Yeah, because having a car entitles you to sex. That's all girls care about.

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    (Original post by donutellme)
    You know what he needs right...

    Yeahhhh you know womsayin

    YEeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aahhahhhh ...

    HE NEEDS SOME MO GAINSSSSSSS
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    Depends on your definition of virginity.
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I am the supreme gentleman and no woman has ever shown interest in me. I dress nice, £400 sunglasses and girls don't notice them. If my sister allows me to fornicate I will. In this harsh reality any girl will be taken by me. I will treat them as I have dreamt. Even if it is my own sister.
    Eurghh, don't be gross. That's your sister! 😂
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I am the supreme gentleman and no woman has ever shown interest in me. I dress nice, £400 sunglasses and girls don't notice them. If my sister allows me to fornicate I will. In this harsh reality any girl will be taken by me. I will treat them as I have dreamt. Even if it is my own sister.
    Ok big man this is what you do. First allow your sister because she has allowed herself to be dipped at your house. So you can do it with other girls as well. Secondly it's not about the money you spend, as a woman is not going to ask how much your outfit is. Thirdly go to a rave, club or on holiday to Napa or Magaluf.


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    (Original post by donutellme)
    You know what he needs right...

    Yeahhhh you know womsayin

    YEeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aahhahhhh ...

    HE NEEDS SOME MO GAINSSSSSSS
    yeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh


    AAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYMEEEEEEEEEEN brotha

    Preach it Bishop FEATHERS

    HALLELUJAH ... uh MO GAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINSSS
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    (Original post by -Miracle)
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    yeeeeeahhhhhhh why thank you mayne, me and LAWD donutellme have been makin all kiiiinds of gainsss
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    (Original post by eden3)
    yeeeeeeahhhhhhhhhhhhh


    aaayyyyyyyyyyyyyymeeeeeeeeeen brotha

    preach it bishop feathers

    hallelujah ... Uh mo gaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinsss
    praise gawd hallelujah ayyyyyymeeeeeeennnnnnn
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    (Original post by eden3)
    yeeeeeahhhhhhh why thank you mayne, me and lawd donutellme have been makin all kiiiinds of gainsss
    all kindsssss
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    Did you have to stand there and listen to it all?
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    Hire a hooker, job done.
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    The irony being that you own a car, yet he's still giving her a ride
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    :rofl: right because thats all women look at when it comes to a potential sh*gging partner - how nice his car is

    I know its a joke. if only life was that easy for men, then BMW would make a serious fortune selling cars to ugly dudes
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    (Original post by TiernanW)
    Oh my god. HAHAHA! Quality banter.

    If this is in any shape or form serious (honestly don't know what serious person would describe their sister like that), relax, I'm 18 and I'm still a virgin. I had many opportunities to lose it, but I chose not to because I want it to be special. That's just me though. If that's not what you want, then don't be arrogant and maybe then you'll get it.
    are you a guy or a girl!!!! (I'm just seriously curious right now)
 
 
 
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