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A cow squirted MILK all over my FACE!!!!!! Watch

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    (Original post by RDKGames)
    Oh shut up.
    NEVER!!!!


    Why you so mean to me? I do not deserve your comments.
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    (Original post by beccac94)
    Actually no, milk is forced out the animal rather than like sucked out, often on dairy farms before the animal is milked you'll see milk coming out the teats. It doesn't need to be milked to eject milk basically.
    But basically the milk does not go out at like 80km/h, wouldn't it be like drops or a low flow ?
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    (Original post by FrenchUnicorn)
    But basically the milk does not go out at like 80km/h, wouldn't it be like drops or a low flow ?
    nah I doubt it'll be that fast :') Its just normal milk flow
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    (Original post by Maths is Life)
    Was it warm?
    Did you like it?
    At least you had your calcium for the month.
    Some people says it's good luck to have cows squirt on you.
    More lucky than Bird S***
    More lucky than Bull S***

    This thread is also some clickbait Bulls***
    It was sour and surprisingly quite warm. I didn't particularly like it.

    And why thank you
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    (Original post by cookie123456789)
    It was sour and surprisingly quite warm. I didn't particularly like it.

    And why thank you
    Well guess you've already answered the question everyone has been asking you.

    You swallow 😎🔥🤔.

    And trust me - sour milk is just the beginning. Would you like some cereal with that?
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    (Original post by beccac94)
    nah I doubt it'll be that fast :' Its just normal milk flow
    That's what I thought, I doubt very much OP's story is true
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    (Original post by Maths is Life)
    Was it warm?
    Did you like it?
    At least you had your calcium for the month.
    Some people says it's good luck to have cows squirt on you.
    More lucky than Bird S***
    More lucky than Bull S***

    This thread is also some clickbait Bulls***
    It was sour and surprisingly quite warm. I didn't particularly like it.

    And why thank you
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    I had a good laugh.
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    (Original post by s4b3rt00th)
    I had a good laugh.
    Thanks mate!!! Nice to know someone appreciates my comedy genius!
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