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    (Original post by kikzen)
    What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?


    A wonkey

    lol someone used to watch SM:TV :rolleyes:
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    (Original post by theaman)
    I don't know whether I should.......oh, okay then.......

    If Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?

    The baby - because he's a little Bigger!


    Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?

    He wanted to make up his mind!
    LMAO>>>>>>>>> 2nd one was cool
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    (Original post by kriztinae)
    also rude, not what i was expecting
    Am i expected to be nice or something? This is crazy talk, and i hope you were being sarcastic because i was.
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    Am i expected to be nice or something? This is crazy talk, and i hope you were being sarcastic because i was.
    no i wasnt. i said i needed cheering up so jokes would be nice, your reply wasnt what i was expecting
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    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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    (Original post by theaman)
    If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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    DazYa: i bet i can make you say black

    person: go on then bet ya cant

    DazYa: what are the colours of the union jack?

    person: red white and blue

    DazYa: haha i told you i can make you say blue!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    person: you said black!

    DazYa: hahah you just said it daz 1 person 0 kkthx owned.
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    (Original post by theaman)
    I don't know whether I should.......oh, okay then.......

    If Mr and Mrs Bigger had a baby, who would be the biggest of the three?

    The baby - because he's a little Bigger!


    Why did the little boy put lipstick on his head?

    He wanted to make up his mind!

    Huh?.. head and mind are not the same thing?!
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    (Original post by Ralfskini)
    Huh?.. head and mind are not the same thing?!
    Exactly! Think context - "little boy".

    Now read it again!
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    (Original post by kriztinae)
    no i wasnt. i said i needed cheering up so jokes would be nice, your reply wasnt what i was expecting
    That cant be a supprise!
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    (Original post by theaman)
    Exactly! Think context - "little boy".

    Now read it again!

    Surely even a 'little boy' knows the difference between the two.
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    (Original post by KOH)
    That cant be a supprise!
    yeap true
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    (Original post by Ralfskini)
    Surely even a 'little boy' knows the difference between the two.
    With jokes, you're not usually mean to read too much into it!!!!!!!
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    (Original post by theaman)
    With jokes, you're not usually mean to read too much into it!!!!!!!
    its ok, i thought it was good!

    well, when i said good...i mean ok....

    well when i said ok... i mean..
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    (Original post by theaman)
    With jokes, you're not usually mean to read too much into it!!!!!!!
    yeah, it was good, i heard it before thou.
    everyone got the joke so its cool
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    (Original post by theaman)
    With jokes, you're not usually mean to read too much into it!!!!!!!

    Yeh I suppose. I was just checking whether I had missed something.
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    (Original post by kriztinae)
    yeap true
    Do i have a reputation here?
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    (Original post by Fly By)
    its ok, i thought it was good!

    well, when i said good...i mean ok....

    well when i said ok... i mean..
    ........absolutely brilliant!
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    (Original post by tis_me_lord)
    Do i have a reputation here?
    bad one? yes
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    Why did the tomato turn red?

    It saw the salad dressing!


    What did the stamp say to the envelope?

    Stick with me and we will go places!
 
 
 
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