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    (Original post by Retired_Messiah)
    I'll come and do it myself for 2p and a sandwich
    Are you in Manc?
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    How do you know?

    I found out...

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    (Original post by UWS)
    I found out...
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    You punny man.
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    The manly way of doing it:
    1) Squash it with something
    2) Grab a glass and let it out.

    The Pussy way of doing it:
    1) Don't kill it, in which case you will then need to burn your house down when you lose sight of it
    2) Using a vacuum cleaning. Biatch, if you need to get a vacuum cleaner out your cupboard, plug it in, and then suck it into the vacuum, all to put it away again, your wasting precious time. The spider could move. Also, I could easily make myself a good cheese sandwich in the time it takes me to do that.
    3) Get someone else to do it

    So the question is, are you a man or a pussy?
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    (Original post by Khanthebrit)
    The manly way of doing it:
    1) Squash it with something
    2) Grab a glass and let it out.

    The Pussy way of doing it:
    1) Don't kill it, in which case you will then need to burn your house down when you lose sight of it
    2) Using a vacuum cleaning. Biatch, if you need to get a vacuum cleaner out your cupboard, plug it in, and then suck it into the vacuum, all to put it away again, your wasting precious time. The spider could move. Also, I could easily make myself a good cheese sandwich in the time it takes me to do that.
    3) Get someone else to do it

    So the question is, are you a man or a pussy?
    I don't get the cheese sandwich reference?

    But I'm a pussy.
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    (Original post by Reeeeyah)
    Are you in Manc?
    Nah. Only 100 miles away tho just gimme 2 hours
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    (Original post by Reeeeyah)
    I don't get the cheese sandwich reference?

    But I'm a pussy.
    Cheese sandwich reference was just something that came to the top of my mind when I wrote this. Everyone loves a good cheese sandwich, am I right?

    Seriously, do one of the manly options. Get a reasonable size glass, trap it onto the wall it is on, slide something underneath and let it out the window. The scariest part will be the build up before you even do this, or the thought you'll miss. Just do it, because chances are you probably won't.
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    **** is that O_O
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    (Original post by Retired_Messiah)
    Nah. Only 100 miles away tho just gimme 2 hours
    Am waiting.....
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    (Original post by TSR Mustafa)
    **** is that O_O
    It's a spider mate.
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    (Original post by Reeeeyah)
    It's a spider mate.
    I think the picture makes it look bigger than it is , i hope :L

    well see you at the funeral
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    (Original post by TSR Mustafa)
    I think the picture makes it look bigger than it is , i hope :L

    well see you at the funeral
    I killed it about 10 minutes ago with a can of hairspray.
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    (Original post by Reeeeyah)
    I killed it about 10 minutes ago with a can of hairspray.
    Not going to lie, but every time I kill a spider an even bigger one seems to take it's place. Done it two or three times and when I hop onto bed later that night, I always see another one. Thus, I just let them free. Ever since I been spider free.

    Good luck with your next spider issue.
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    (Original post by Khanthebrit)
    Not going to lie, but every time I kill a spider an even bigger one seems to take it's place. Done it two or three times and when I hop onto bed later that night, I always see another one. Thus, I just let them free. Ever since I been spider free.

    Good luck with your next spider issue.
    I think the problem is I can't sleep without my windows open, they are constantly open and I was reading that at this time of year they come inside to breed. I've had some pretty big ones in my room lately but this one took the biscuit
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    Ahhh well, if you hung on to me I could have caught spiders for you see
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    (Original post by Reeeeyah)
    I killed it about 10 minutes ago with a can of hairspray.
    Sports direct mug method would have been much better...
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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    Ahhh well, if you hung on to me I could have caught spiders for you see
    You binned me!

    I miss those arms......
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    Nah aint going near that one for love nor money.. good luck sleeping tonight because even if you move it, it will come back... with friends.. little ones that will fit up your nose and lay likkle spider eggs that'll hatch and eat your brain.. Cheers
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    (Original post by Reeeeyah)
    You binned me!

    I miss those arms......
    I thought it was a mutual parting of ways after drifting apart :holmes:

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    (Original post by WoodyMKC)
    I thought it was a mutual parting of ways after drifting apart :holmes:

    :handkiss:
    Nope, am still bitter about it tbh.
 
 
 
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