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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    ...I say brushed but significant contact was made with her leg and my throbber. She knew and I knew but nothing was said thankfully but I felt awkward AF.
    Still totally believable at this point and you just appeared to be a mere unfortunate bell-end.

    Then...

    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Anyway on my third trip to the car we met once again in the porch (I'm still flying the flag at more than half mast.). Once again i turn side on to let her through and she also turns side on to go past me - she turned so her back was facing me. But she went past really really close and slowly and her backside slowly and firmly rubbed on my area - almost as if she was doing it on purpose. When she was past she turned her head smiled at me and carried on into the house.
    Try harder mate 2/10.
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    (Original post by karl pilkington)
    just sleep with her
    i agree, i got horny reading this
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    (Original post by AfcFob)
    Because Stacey's mom has got it going on
    killed it b, stop
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    (Original post by swirly)
    In the Bible it says Thou Shalt Not Covet
    "Thou shalt not covet thy girlfriend's mum's ass" isn't it?
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    Cracking up at these replies haha. Just give her one lad, easy work
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    Lool you should have just went to the toilet
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    (Original post by dannybongo123)
    Cracking up at these replies haha. Just give her one lad, easy work
    Give her one lad? What, as a peace offering?
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    **** her.
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    Only one logical thing to do
































































    tongue punch her fart box
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    Hot af, want this to happen to me.
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    I've got a few of sexual thoughts to undo now.

    Thanks. 😉
 
 
 
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